Do you call your child "sausage"?

[Fragmentedbrain]

It's really annoying

No aibu I'm confident iabr

Is it the processed food nature of the nickname you’re objecting to, or the carnivorous-ness? Because we’re all vegetarians and I still call DS ‘chicken’.

I want her to actually be called Sausage.

Sometimes I call our dog a silly sausage. Then he thinks he’s getting a sausage. I forget. So then I have to give him a treat. Which isn’t a sausage. He’s disappointed he didn’t get a sausage.

my mum is Moomin ❤️

I’ve never called my child sausage, but I do call my dog sausage.

No, but mine is duck!

Saus, sausage, chick, chickadee, bab, baberino, monk, monkey and occasionally potato as in “you absolute potato!”
Not sure we’d get on very well @Fragmentedbrain 🤣🤣

OK. Going into a meeting at 2pm and going to call my manager sausage. Wish me luck.

I call my cat a little sausage.

He tells me he isn't a sausage, he's a furry boy.

So I get your pain.

Nobody puts sausage in the corner.

First response nails it!

No, but I call them pumpkin

Yep. Sausage, chicken, 'nana, pumpkin, spud, squish. Many others, all for one child 🤣

I was called Moomin when I was younger.

I can’t help it I just like a rhyme. I’ve got Sammy sausage and Marnie muffin. Sorry 😬

Mine are called Pickle and Sausage

Our 97 year old family friend has just started calling our 10 year old 'Snooks'.

Same.

I also used to call my (dear departed) cat “fishface” or if more formality was required, “fishfeatures”. He disapproved, obviously.

My DS used to say sausage wrong so for a while he was Squasage. Also Sweetpea, Sweetie. Sunshine but usually in annoyance.

I am guessing you are a frightful snob OP.

What do you call your offspring? Young Master and Mistress Fragmented?

Amongst a million other stupid names like pork chop, fluffy bunny, bobble (a la Friday Night Dinner). Sometimes if I’m feeling fancy I’ll call them ‘mes petites saucisses’. Everything sounds nicer in French.

Yep

I'm 50 and my DH calls me sausage 😍

why is it different?

Oh, yes do!

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I’m sure a Big Brother contestant called everyone “Chicken” and it exploded after that.

I find it far more annoying than sausage.