Do you call your child "sausage"?

[Fragmentedbrain]

It's really annoying

No aibu I'm confident iabr

Here it's chocolate cookie, silly sausage, you numpty

I do, just as my mother called me ‘Sausage’ and her mother called her ‘Sausage’. I never knew my great-grandmother on that side, but she likely called my Nanna ‘Sausage’ too. All the way back to my ancient ancestors in 3,100 BCE* there were probably mothers calling their little Ancient Mesopotamian ones ‘Sausage’. And I hope one day to have some grandsausages of my own.

So yes @Fragmentedbrain, you’re being massively unreasonable. It’s tradition to call your kids ‘Sausage’, and a sweet one at that.

*earliest written record of sausages according to Google

There is a new generation of poppet fidget toys now, but the word poppet originally meant a small homemade doll.

Chicken, sausage, and pumpkin are all nicknames in rotation at our house

Actually used to shorten it to Sausie

Old chap means something rude!

Sausage, sausage pie, sugar plum, sweet pea, honey plum, pickle pie, sis’s plum.

😂

No, Sausage Pie

Sausage? No.

Sausage Face? Frequently.

Yep... sausage, saus, pudding, poodle, noodle, monkey, sweetie, baby... it just comes out of my mouth, I have no control over it

lol my dog is called sausage too or saus!!! Get weird looks in the street, come on saus. He is a wheaten terrier so no connection to the sausage!

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My husband is big meanie, sweetie, hubby mcflubbo or troublesome boy. 😆😂

No but I call both of mine chicken occasionally

My daughter is “chicken” or “wee lamb / my lamb / my wee lamb”

I called my daughter a sleepy potato this morning. I wonder how the OP feels about that.

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Sweet potato I assume.

I had a Mancunian friend who called me and his other female friends ‘chicken‘ all the time, and that was in the mid-90s, so long before Big Brother - but I do remember the BB contestant you mean and I think it did get more popular after that! She was from the north-east I think.

@DontTouchRoach

maybe it was more of a northern thing as I’d never heard it before her and I’m south west.

My god does it annoy me though. And it’s still being used here, bloody years later.

It was Michelle Bass and Chicken Stu

No, sleepy potato. She was falling back asleep while I changed her nappy so I said "come on sleepy potato, let's get you ready for the day". I did call her sweet potato last week though.

Is 'veganphobia' actually a thing 🤣

Silly sausage!

I forgot to add:
Petite pmme de terre
Petit saucisson

Is 'veganphobia' actually a thing 🤣

Silly sausage!

I forgot to add:
Petite pmme de terre
Petit saucisson