Do you call your child "sausage"?

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It's really annoying

No aibu I'm confident iabr

Is their first name “Noel”?

And do you have lots of house parties?

Ha! No, it's actually Blobby.

I really don’t like ‘Buddy’ or ‘Bud’ unless that is actually their name but everything else goes

My DC were sausage, chicken poppets and are still loveys despite being adults

Interesting. Genuinely interested to know why.

Did you have a bad experience with somebody called Buddy or Bud?

Totally understand if you would rather not give details, of course.

Give them back, the fish look odd without them.

I feel my username speaks for itself here

Like PPs, I do occasionally call adult DC1 'silly sausage'. Never DC2 - not sure why.

No, but I call my kids “spud”

Absolutely I do even though they're both over 30.

There's a story somewhere about somebody who could lipread attending an event attended by the late Queen and her husband. They were certain he'd said 'cheer up sausage' to his wife.

Rather like the MrsGusset who joined my recent thread on wide-gusset knickers! 😀

Random men call my ten year old dd with waist length hair lil fella and little man. Went she has her hood up.

😂😂😂

No but various other names!

Mine were always chicken or petit pois. Posh eh? 😂

Not my DS, but I knew someone at uni everyone called sausage no idea why, but the first time he came out dressed in a tux for a formal my housemate called him Saucisson - sausage but fancier 😂

My aunt was called kip or kipper by her father, because as a child she slept a lot.
She hated it, but her wreath at his funeral was from "Kipper".

No, but yes to: monkey, monks, bum bum, sweets, bub, bubs, bubba, monster, terror, funny little frog, and more common terms of endearment

Yeah I still call my daughter chickenpie. She's 40! She calls her son sausage, I think its just terms of endearment.

It is a term of endearment. Get over yourself. I call my daughter chickenpie,so what?

I call my cat 'sausage'. 😂

Wow! My two were sausage and pickle. Sausage was the eldest and it doesn’t suit her any more but my youngest (in his 20s) is still pickle!

Mine got ‘Billy Bobs’

I thought he called her Cabbage.