Do you call your child "sausage"?

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It's really annoying

No aibu I'm confident iabr

DD doesn't get sausage, she does get called Chicken, Cheeky Chicken, Nugget and 'Little Dickens' (because when she was smaller she looked like a little haunted victorian orphan child 😂

Sausage, rosebud, chou fleur and Moomintroll!
Seeing it written down seems weird!

It’s not the name per se, I just find it cringy when people call kids ‘buddy’ or ‘bud’

Not sausage but pigeon and pudding.

I call my son and my cat sausage

Extremely unlikely to be a snob-the upper classes ADORE a ridiculous nickname!

My daughter is chicken nugget or pork chop 🤣

I also use saus, sausage, monk and monkey and also little monks.

I'd actually love to hear someone else call their child saus or monk in real life😂

I've got 4 kids and call them all sausages (the older 2 not anymore though)

Great grandma 😂

Yes and also chicken and lamb chop

OP definitely a snob. It was the ppst about saying Pickle with a w that gave it away...

I am guessing sausage is a non U nickname.

I call my cat muppet chops or just muppy for short!

I only use sausage as in 'silly sausage'. My youngest is bear, squidge ball or dinky doughnut

Yep often, but in my case it was an affectionate nickname for the dachshund we had when I was a teenager.
So I am using the same (actual) pet name for my children (and occasionally my partner) that I had for (my very beloved) dog.

I have two, Fishcake and Nuggets. No sausages but sometimes a hot diggity dawg.

I used to call mine:

Sweet Potato
Lambkin
Timmy Tip Toes
Hungry Bunny
Tired Bunny
Sleepy Bunny
I miss those days...

My dachshund/chihuahua is orange and abit chubby.....
I don't call him sausage. I call him my little baked bean!

When I was a childminder I often used to call the children sausage.
It was a tern of endearment and no parent ever complained

My dad used to call me 'chickpea' ; he was a vegetarian.

What I want to say is 'stop being an absolute twat', but I've substituted 'sausage' to try to avoid social service intervention. It's often said in a slightly strained voice through gritted teeth.
ETA 'Doughnut' also covers it.

I’ve heard people calling their dogs sausage quite a lot, even though they weren’t Dachshunds. Poppet is v annoying. What is a poppet anyway?😫

I call them chicken 🐔

This unfortunate lad, Ralph "Frankfurter" Hargreaves, was born with a sausage-shaped head and body which caused breathing difficulties, and could only attend school with a portable oxygen supply.

But he went on to become a very wealthy smallgoods merchant.

My granda used to call me lamb chop