You forgot about allowing bent bananas.
The actual regulation, Commission Regulation (EC) No. 2257/94, sets minimum standards for bananas, stating that they should be free from malformation or "abnormal curvature"
Although this regulation required that bananas as a minimum standard must not have "abnormal curvature" no definition or guidance was given about the degree of curvature that would be regarded as "abnormal". 🤔
And of course "smaller condoms".
n 1994 The Sun reported that the EU was mandating smaller condom sizes, refusing to accommodate for what they believed were ‘larger British assets.’
The EU says the standards The Sun was referring to were voluntary, not mandatory, and did not relate to size. “Any standardisation work in the area of condoms concentrates on quality and not on
length,” the EU says.
Also the British banger under threat.
In 2001 The Sun breathlessly reported on the issue. “The traditional British banger is under threat from Brussels chiefs who want to REDUCE the amount of meat in it. Under strict UK regulations pork bangers must contain at least 65 per cent meat and other varieties 50 per cent. But the EU wants to slash that figure to just 36 per cent,” the story said.