To be angry of DH fiddling on my side of the bed?

[Kukaracha]

When I go out and he is having a me moment IYKWIM, he does it on my side of the bed because it’s further away from the window. Don’t ask how I know - I think most women know what happens in the house when they are out, it’s like CSI in our heads.

I don’t care that he does it as such, who does not - just not on my side. Close the blinds, pull the curtains, just get off my pillows.

I can’t believe that there are women who can’t believe that some men don’t watch porn etc. just because they’ve only ever known men who do. They do exist and I don’t care if you think I’m being naive.

Hes not repulsive, however the fact of the matter is that his sweat and sebum do leave a mark on the bedding, and after a few days the oils start to oxidise, leaving a yellow stain and a stale smell. He is free to change his pillow cases as often as he likes, but I'm afraid I don't want him resting his head on mine.

He is not really a fan of the smell of my face cream, so I am pretty sure sure he'd feel the same.

...if you insist on being so po-faced about it!!

Presumably you have asked him about it given you know his reason and so why not tell him not to?!

You sound made for each other.

Presumably into a sock or washcloth like plenty of men do

Or on to himself and wiping up with a cloth