To be angry of DH fiddling on my side of the bed?

[Kukaracha]

When I go out and he is having a me moment IYKWIM, he does it on my side of the bed because it’s further away from the window. Don’t ask how I know - I think most women know what happens in the house when they are out, it’s like CSI in our heads.

I don’t care that he does it as such, who does not - just not on my side. Close the blinds, pull the curtains, just get off my pillows.

Yeah I said if he's getting enough with his partner...if not then, well...

Exactly just disrespectful and disgusting to treat a dw dp like that.
He wouldn't be thrilled if you left evidence of your period on his side .

He's literally being a wanker 😀

Wanking like a chimp 🙈😂

Do you even read the OP posts or just create weird pictures in your head?

Do what have to do and get him caged ASAP!

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Honestly it's a weird thread - all the stuff about "womens senses" but then goes on to admit he strips & washes the bed/replaced the cushions
?? So how does she "know" he's been on her side because her sides messed up.
Innuendos about masturbation when surely most people do it & there partners don't post it on chat sites ??
Fishing for storys of other partners doing the same thing ??

The whole things just weird

Yes I did , and definitely not weird imagination.i was trying to highlight his disgusting behaviour nothing more.

This is all OP has written about his ‘disgusting behaviour’ that I can see. Everything else is her reaction/pillows/bedding etc.

No evidence on the sheets, in fairness, the evidence is in the laundry bin.

She does say she also has a wank in the middle of the day sometimes. Did you see that bit?

Why is his behaviour ‘disgusting’?

I may have posted before anything written about washed bedding etc.

I think you should start having your own 'private time' in his car after driving out somewhere secluded, maybe then he'll understand

I don’t understand? He’s just doing it directly on to the sheets? Why?

Is Mumsnet really the place for sharing something like this? Is anywhere???

This thread is wild.

He isn't leaving any mess whatsoever so you're actually annoyed at him putting his head on your chavvy velvet pillows?

I don't think most women do go "all CSI" about what our partners do when home alone either. I don't especially care and suspect many others are the same.

Nah. The bedsheet quote was 1655 yesterday, your comment was 0155 today.

So, like @springbringshope said, Do you even read the OP posts or just create weird pictures in your head?

He’s not. OP has said that clearly if you read her posts.

This thread is really really weird.

People in relationships don’t wank? Pleeeeease. To me they’re two separate activities; sometimes you want one, sometimes the other 🤷‍♀️

Absolutely nothing wrong with it. Some of you are very very odd about touching your own bodies.

*before I bothered to read all of OP's posts to find out what was actually happening

You saw a chance to call a man disgusting and you took it without a second thought to get the facts

This is such nonsense. People wank for all sorts of reasons, often regardless of how much sex they're having with their partner. I do it sometimes because it helps me sleep if I'm struggling, or just because I've found myself feeling horny and dh isn't home. OP even says she does it sometimes during the day as a stress reliever from work.

So if he’s not, why are the sheets being washed after he had a wank? I’m perfectly capable of reading although your concern about my comprehension is obviously touching 😉

No evidence on the sheets, in fairness, the evidence is in the laundry bin

The sheets are not being wanked on and are not being changed. The ‘evidence’ is in the laundry bin.

OPs post at 1655.

You say that, yet you don’t seem to be comprehending much of what OP has written.

So he’s allegedly masturbating into his clothing is your interpretation of that?

I cannot believe the naivety of people who think their partners don’t masturbate because they’re married.

It is completely normal and healthy for men (and women) to masturbate while in a relationship and just because you haven’t seen ‘evidence’ that doesn’t mean he’s not having a quick tug in the shower.

I do feel rather sorry for men, sometimes.
The posts people make on here about men, and their sexuality, and their sexual needs are sometimes disturbing. Masturbation isn’t disgusting. Men aren’t doing anything wrong by having a cheeky Tommy Tank! I’m pretty sure most women do it, now and then, and we’d be horrified if people called it “disgusting”. If your fella wants to have a wank, he can have one. And the women who think their men “don’t masturbate” really need to give their head a wobble! Everyone does! Just cos you haven’t seen “evidence” of it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. It just means that they’re more private about their masturbation habits.