To fucking hate cheese?

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Know this will probably get me kicked off of here😂😂 but does anyone else absolutely hate the smell and taste of cheese and not understand how on earth it is popular? It smells of feet and tastes of Christ only knows what, but people still seem to love it? If someone told you “you smell of cheese” you’d be deeply insulted however it still seems to be a “delicious food”? I can’t seem to recall any other food that smells so putrid yet people love it?

How dare you!!! lovingly strokes cheese block ‘don’t listen to the crazy person!’

Un-brie-lievable!

Can't beat a good Ploughman's!!

Side note - can you share your recipe for spicy cheesy fajitas. Sounds Devine!

I do not understand what you are saying, at all.
There is literally nothing that cheese doesn't make better.
YABVVU

Cheese is my favourite food! Any type but love all the blue cheeses especially. YABVVU

I know a few people who don't like fruit I'm not keen on anything that tastes slightly tangy I think the better comparison would be chocolate - I don't know many people if any, who don't like chocolate.

Cheese is a despicable concoction that deserves nothing but utter contempt.

It’s just milk that’s gone off.

You are spot on, OP.

A life without cheese isn't worth living 😢😜

I don't like fruit 😂

I just don't get it at all.

YANBU!!!
I don’t like the stuff either and do not understand its great appeal.

Mmmm... you smell of lamb shanks and mashed potato 😍

Yes Blue cheese is disgusting but that is all. Every other cheese I've tried is delicious!

There is a poem about cheese that I enjoy. An extract:

I dislike the kind of fella who enjoys his mozzarella.
You may gobble down your feta, but I can think of plenty better.
If my gran bought me Red Leicester I’d get police round to arrest her.
I’d die sad and cold and lonely, before eating mascarpone.

And no matter what you say, your fromage frais is NOT OK.

If the hubby bought fromage I’d move into the garage.
If he’d stop the boats with cheese on I’d be voting for Farage.
Yes, I’ve got problems with these cheeses, and they’re very, very large.

In fact, sometimes I’ll be watching dishes being cooked online and think ‘ooh, that looks delicious.’
And then they add cheese!!! For me, it ruins absolutely everything.

You can't have had an extra mature davidstow

Reported to @mumsnet. OP is a sicko and needs banning pronto.

Totally with you. Gone off cows breast milk? No ta.
Im italian too…. It blows my families minds!

One of my worst childhood experiences was being taken to a cheese factory. I’m autistic and hate smells. I honestly thought I might die that day I was alternating between tantrums then crying then nearly vomiting, trying to walk off etc etc I hated every second. There was a cafe serving ice cream but the overwhelming stench of cheese made even the supposedly nice flavours of ice cream taste like sick. I was in shock for about 48 hours afterwards and felt like the smell was stuck to me !

i hate most cheeses. Can eat mozzarella and that's about it.

I love the idea of them, especially all the ones with fruit etc in at Christmas, but despite having tried several times, I just hate the taste.

people do look at you odd when you say you hate cheese, but I do.

YAB totally U

However I wish I hated cheese, as it does contribute to my tendency to become the size of a house, so in that sense, yes, ‘tis evil.

I have a love-hate relationship with the stuff. I like cheese. Unfortunately, it does not like me. It causes me to have terrible and very dramatic migraines! Since they started, it has been known as Poisonous Cheese😆

This does, however, make travelling or eating out a bit tricky, because everything gets smothered with the stuff (unless it is Indian food or Chinese). I'm from the north of England! I like food topped with gravy, not cheese!

I understand that people like different things but to say you don't like any cheese seems a bit weird as there are so many different types, smells and textures of cheese.
You can't compare Brie with cottage cheese or paneer to a double Gloucester for example

The world is a better place with cheese in it. My fridge could be bare of everything except milk, butter and several types of cheese.

I think there's a cheese hating gene. I've known a few people who feel the same as you.