Email from my ex husband...

[Arlanymor]

Dear Arlanymor, sincerely hope you are well. I need to know the date of our wedding because I have to fill in an X form. Are you able to remember please? Best regards, Ex Wanker.

Sent to my WORK email. Which means he had to look it up online.

I divorced him for adultery nearly two decades ago now. Also the clue is in 'our wedding' isn't it? You were there on the day dickhead. We haven't been in contact since 2019 when he kept coming up as having looked at my profile on LinkedIn and I got in touch via their messenger to ask him not to.

This has got me so angry. "Oh Arlanymor - do me a favour please? Even though I am a cheating arsehole and should be able to fill in forms without bothering/the assistance of my ex-wife." The date is on the decree absolute you absolute toilet goblin.

FUMING. FUMING. FUMING.

What an absolute CF! Nope, laughable he thinks he deserves any favours from you. No way would I respond other than - “Too long ago to recall”

No greeting, no apology, no sign off

32nd of ThankGoodnessWeAreDivorcedEmber 20NeverAgain

Excellent OP OP.

Big 👏for toilet goblin.

Say '23rd or 24th of month/year.' He'll still have to look it up and you clearly won't have bothered to do that or remember.

I would definitely ignore. It’ll infuriate him!

I’d be tempted to reply that I couldn’t remember either, not an important date.

What form would need the date?

delete, block, move on

'Can 't remember, sorry'

And block.

I think that's probably your answer (although I would personally just delete and forget):
No idea, lost the decree absolute.

1 April xxxx! Ignore him.

It's been 2 decades. Let it go. What benefit is there to holding on the rage?

"I don’t remember. Suggest you check the decree absolute."

No apology, no explanation.

That or 'ask your wife'.

“Good morning xxx

It was such a long time ago, I can’t tell you the date now, but the information will be out there somewhere. I trust you’ll be able to find it without contacting me again.

Unfortunately, I can’t be more helpful, but I’m sure you’ll work it out.

Regards

xxx”

Golden opportunity to rickroll then block him

I'd reply in a few weeks' time with a "I think it was 22 May, wasn't it?", no greeting or sign off.

" Toilet Goblin" though I'm dying!

I'd say I don't remember either. Would anyone official ever actually check the date anyway if you made one up?

He’ll have to figure it out himself. 🤐

OP, if you quoted the exact wording my reply would be…..

Dear Toilet Goblin.

Yes, I’m very well thanks and, yes, I am able to remember the date. I’m not surprised you can’t as you didn’t remember the vows either.

Please do not contact me again.

Arlanymor.

He didn’t actually ask you to tell him the date did he ? Just said he needed to know and asked if you were able to remember.

Exactly 💯

Beware - he's trying to get back in touch! Either ignore completely or tell him to look at Decree Nisi.

I would reply as I do to all cold emails from strangers at work selling me stuff I don’t want:

Please remove me from your distribution list.

No hi / thank you for your email / kind regards or email signature.
Sometimes even put the font to times new Roman so it looks like a server send 😂

And then, I would block his email address.

Agree it must’ve been a shock. I’d also block him on LI, and any other SM account I had.

He is just expecting you to pick up where you left off being the holder of all important information that he is entitled to.
There is no way I would provide this information, if he needs it let him get off his lazy arse and find it. It is a continuation of self entitlement to demand that you service his needs. He needs to fuck right off!!

Elite response.
😂😂😂

I’d say he’s getting remarried and I’d reply sorry I can’t remember and block him