Who does these things?

[orangesandlemonssaythebellsofstclements]

This is a confession thread and also a mystery solving thread.

There are certain things in life that everyone seems to hate, but I've never ever seen anyone own up to doing, and I would like these people to own up now because I need to know your demographic and why you do them. This is anonymous, you are safe here, tell the truth.

WHO are the people that hang dog poo bags on trees? Who are you and WHY?
WHO are the people that bought all the toilet rolls during covid?

Please add your own answers and your own confessions. Especially the dog poo one because it's everywhere, and yet I never see anyone doing it or owning up to it.

About 6 weeks before lockdown I did a bulk warehouse buy of toilet roll. I think it was something like 96 rolls. I felt very smug.

I don’t feel bullied, Or offended. Why did you say that? You’ve put feelings onto me that suit you, but don’t reflect my own feeling in any way. I’m really interested why you did that. Was it to give you the opportunity to criticise me for lack of empathy and anti social behaviour? That’s what it looks like

I’ve told you why but it’s not really good enough- you are now asking me why other people feel the way they do about it, which isn’t my concern.

I was once walking in a woodland type place that had no public bins. There was a house in the middle and I put a poo bag in their black bin (yes I was that person!) The resident saw me and came out shouting obscenities at me, took out the bag and hung it on a tree!!!!!!! I went back for it and noticed a big friggin pile of bags!! Obviously she was pissed at people using her bin (fine) but she's living next door to a pile of rotting dog shit instead 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

You said you felt bullied by it & took offence to pple calling out your behaviour:

”I think you’re taking my post too literally.
OP: tell me why you do xyz I want to know
poster: I do xyz because abc
everyone: you dirty fucker how dare you. Your parents dragged you up. You’re dragging your own street urchins up. You should be ashamed to live.
me: you’re bullying
you: no I am publicly shaming! They deserve it”

You said you felt “bullied”. A strong word that would suggest strong feelings of upset/offence/hurt. But now you say you don’t.
You also expect admitting to antisocial behaviour should warrant no offence/response/disgust from others. Yet take offence to the same act (pple leaving poo bags on yr own property) being done to you. I’m merely commenting on the contradiction.

Corbusier you’ve misread this. Go back and look at the posts. I have commented on behalf of others that they will not respond because they feel bullied , and because OP and other posters have started the post with the intention of doing so.

I have not contributed to the “being a person who does these things” responses until many pages later when a poster said I had such a chip on my shoulder I must obviously be a poo dumper.

which I’m not, I made it up because I thought that post was so stupid

I bulk buy toilet roll at Costco and brought forwards a top-up in early Feb 2020 so stocks were back to normal again before we needed more. There was speculation very early on that there was digestive upset as a symptom, but we use a lot anyway. Even as a solo student I bought 9 packs because if I left one in the toilet by accident, my tight-wad housemates would use it all up very rapidly so I always have maintained a decent stock.

I have to be very careful pruning my front hedge as sometimes disgusting, idle cunts leave their shit bags hanging in it. There is a public bin 75m away in either direction. Pure laziness.
I CBA to deal with dog shit, but that's not a problem because I don't own a dog. I certainly do not want to have to deal with the aftermath of random shit bags left lying around. Or clear up the shit abandoned in the middle of the gateway perfectly dumped for the DCs to blunder through. 🤢

Recently, I was running along a canal on the outskirts of a village. There was a bridge going over where the old lane was truncated and just went down to the towpath. The trees where the lane cuts off were filled with shit bags like perverse Christmas baubles. The cunts that did that were clearly never intending on collecting them.

If you don't want to carry your own dog's waste with your hands, get a bag designated to put the shit bags in until you reach an appropriate bin for disposal. It's not that hard a solution!

As I suspected. You did make it up.

You haven't really proved anything by doing this, except presumably that you would be doing this if you had a dog.

The advice you got if you had Covid and lived with other people was to clean with bleach. There was a very detailed leaflet I saw where I live (not UK).

Ohh weep. i am hurt by your disapproval.

I think you’ve outed yourself & now backtracking when called out. Note for the future don’t cry wolf if you make stuff up on forums that’s antisocial or goady.

Fly tipping should carry a custodial sentence or at least three or four months of community service it’s absolutely disgusting,
our local dump used to be open all the time you could just pitch up and take stuff there. It was never busy now you have to book a slot a month in advance. How the hell is this? Kind of stuff? Gonna help?

I have no idea what you’re talking about, but you shouldn’t be so arrogant as to give other people “notes”- who the hell do you think you are?

People knew not to litter in the 80s and 90s. There were keep Britain tidy campaigns, etc.
Dog poo on the pavements was much more common though.
People fly tipped, but there was less of an excuse for it then than now I think - councils picked up rubbish more often and I presume there was easier access to dumps.

Ok then 👍

Can you explain again?
Loads of people try and put their dog poo in her black bin? She complains. So people hang it in trees. Most don’t go and collect it?

Why are people not taking it with them?

Begging and hanging in trees?!? That sounds really sinister!!

I thought of another one when I was driving home last night. At cross roads with filter lanes and lights. Why does the person in the right hand turn lane edge forwards past the line when we’re on red and then seemingly absolutely fluff it if they are trying to turn right before the oncoming traffic reaches them?

I want to know why people park next to another car in a car park, when there are plenty of other spaces?!

Cars like a bit of company.

Yeah😂😂

This voice to message, can be a sinister little sod!! I try to catch its mistakes, but I swear it changes things after I press send!!

Though in this instance, I'm not entirely sure it's wrong!!

Germans do this on the sun loungers on the beach too so maybe it is just German cars 😂😂

A friend of mine is obsessed with lavatory paper. Every air bnb gets a 12 pack (even if we're only away for 3 days...), and if we stay in a hotel, she raids the chambermaid's tolley and stocks up the loo.
I mean, I can understand she doesn't want the jeapordy of 'just in time' buying, but this is a whole new level...

I suspect most people wouldn't have been aware she'd emptied it back out, to enable them to retrieve it. 'I was caught in the act' so went back for mine because I'd rather not be the person whose dog poo was in the tree!
As for not taking it with them, most people (including me at the time!) see a bin and use it. The issue is if 20 people did that to her, she has half a bin of dog poo doesn't she, which isn't fair. I didn't think of that at the time though, admittedly. Still can't get my head round why she'd empty them the way she did though.

I bet she felt oh so justified at the time as well when she fell out with you. And that you “wasn’t being a good friend”.

Hey, how you come across as a human being is your problem not mine. I just don’t get why you think your answers on this thread are in any way clever when they’re really not. 🤔