Keir Starmer needs a full time employee to manage all his social media and keep up with what International Day, National Day or other Religious Event he should be commenting on today.
4th January
I would like to celebrate World Braille Day with all blind people on social media
6 February
I would like to celebrate National Ice Cream for Breakfast Day with you all (yes really it's a day)
3 March
This week we celebrate British Pie Week with pride.
4 March
Today is World Obesity Day where Keir would like to stand in solidarity with those of you battling against eating all the pies.
21 April
Take a brew with me during your break on National Tea Day!
4 May
May the fourth be with all Jedi followers celebrating in the UK today
5 June
(Embarrassing picture of Keir eating)
Celeb The Big Lunch with your friends and neighbours
(Embarrassing picture of Keir eating)
Support British Traditions on Nation Fish and Chips Day
(Embarrassing picture of Keir with a glass of Gin)
Support British businesses by having a glass of gin with Keir
18 June
(Embarrassing picture of Keir eating sushi at a picnic)
Today is International Picnic day and International Sushi Day
25 June
(Embarrassing picture of Keir eating a Bakewell Tart)
Today is National Bakewell Tart Day so get baking and eating
Busy month June.
July 15
A helpful reminder to look out for the weather on St Swinthin's Day
August 14
Today is Falklands Day. We would like to honour the fallen and veterans who often get forgotten due to this wars association with Thatcher
September 19
I would like to say Arrrrrhhh to all pirates on International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
October 20
I'm going to share a little ditty
Even though it's a bit shitty
Happy National Poetry Day
November 10
Today we celebrate a group of unsung heroes on National Paralegal Day
December 2
Today we cut payments for pensioners further on Fuel Poverty Awareness Day