What's everyone's favourite joke

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My boys have none uniform day and have to go to school with a joke?

What is everyone's favourite CLEAN joke

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. The right ear, the left ear, and the final frontier.

The first joke I ever heard:

Why did the sausage roll?
Because it saw the apple turnover.

Why can’t you send a telegram to Washington?
Because he’s dead.