Well what are you waiting for? Give up your business, treat yourself and claim the life of Riley on UC.
Hope you don't have a mortgage though, as UC won't cover that but never mind, just go to the council and ask to be socially housed. What's that? There isn't enough social housing to go round and what there is is often poorly maintained and a health hazard?
Oh well, better rent privately then. Except, local housing allowance has been cut to only cover a third of local rents and of that third it will be very difficult to find a landlord who takes you and doesn't openly treat you with contempt.
Temporary, overcrowded accommodation it is then!
Luckily, if you have kids, you may get enough to make some sort of limited life until....they leave school, and then you will have to claim as a single person. At which point, your earning potential will have been substantially decreased, you will own no home, no capital over £16,000 (and any savings over £6000 your UC will be docked).
At least you'll have a lot of time on your hands to contemplate what a wonderful decision you made by sticking it to the government. Apart from the job centre requiring you to seek, interview for jobs and evidence it a set number of hours a week.
Unless you have a disability?
Well, you dont because your PIP assessor said so. And if you don't comply with DWP demands, remember comrade, you will be sanctioned.
And then you'll come on mumsnet and discover how much you're despised and looked down on and viewed as a worthless piece of scum and it'll all be worth it.
So go on, @LadyPoison,I dare you