I am Not "Woo" at all but this just happened

[Tacsi]

so I'm in no way, shape or form "woo" buuutttt just been sitting on side of my bed texting on my phone and my soundbar for TV (which I've had for 4 years with no issues) just decided to launch itself onto the floor, has hit my foot and cut it, picked it back up thinking how weird 🤷🤷 went back to my phone and a bottle of water, tube of face cream and a lip balm on top of my chest of drawers then launched themselves across the room, pretty freaked out by this point but still being rational in my head, picked phone back up carried on messaging back a friend, looked up to think what I was trying to type and felt a big tap /slap and literally saw my phone fly in the air and land other side of room, trying hard to think rationally but feeling pretty spooked right now
😭there's a rational reason for all this, yes???

So you've checked your local FB groups and the local news?

I'm going to go with very small rupture in the spacetime continuum. Any mad scientists trying to do extreme physics in your area?

If this is real then it’s terrifying. There is no explanation for that.

ermm cos I am!!! with good reason too, being brought up catholic, catholic schooling and ohhhhhhh yes catholic SA and sexual abuse and rape too by actual fkin catholics in all lines of authority in a Catholic school when I was child, said don't open that box didn't I??

Hopefully it’s not a sink hole OP

You don't need a priest, just tell it to politely bugger off that you don't appreciate having your stuff moved it's your house so sod off. Or you could do what all good ghost hunters do and shout into the void 'hello?' 😆

Except the OP mentioned 'posting for a laugh'.

So make of that what you will 🙄

Cool story

Contact Danny Robins.

I too felt my heavy Victorian brass and Iron bed that I had at that era shake and vibrate one night- like heavy lorry lumbering past - but it was middle of night- I thought someone was under my bed shaking it.. Leapt out, and felt the floor vibrate.

Didn't have internet then, but next day at work others mentioned it, it was an earthquake {SW England 2004 ish}

Oh that could just be a tease then ''Posting for a laugh''...

How is it not?

seriously 🤦🤦🤦it happened, posted for rational explanation and a laugh but you've chosen to just take "the for a laugh" aspect!!!I know how MN is with this stuff, most ppl laugh so that's why I said for a laugh too, get a grip love

I had something needlessly launch itself off a shelf in the middle of the night last night. At the time I thought meh, and went back to sleep.

This morning I thought OH SHIT IT'S MICE

No sign of mice.
Sometimes it's a shift in temperature in the night which makes things creak.
Then I thought it's a mega spider, it's the season and I live in an old building.
Then I thought fun! A poltergeist!

So I am none the wiser. Currently my best guess is an undead voodoo anarchist spider with a drunken feng shui fettish. Which is obviously entirely reasonable.

Yours sounds bigger than spider. Perhaps a spectral giraffe? A phantom gorilla? The spirit of a catapult?

When I was pregnant years ago I was napping on my bed and suddenly found myself on the floor. I thought I must have just been lying too close to the edge and went back to sleep but found out later there'd been an earthquake here. Have you checked the local news?

I don't remember this ( thankfully ) but when my parents bought our house my mum bumped into the previous owners ( funnily enough all ended up being really good friends )

And the wife asked how we were all getting on, my mum said all was great aside from little nearlythere refuses to go in the bedroom, she says there's an angry old woman in the corner. Apparently the previous owner asked if it was the front bedroom ( it was ) and said her son had said the same thing when he lived there

It was a really old house, had a fire and a celler with a coal door thing AND was directly infront of a graveyard. We could see the top of the gravestones from the back bedroom window

literally saw my phone fly in the air and land other side of room

And I'm the one who needs to 'get a grip love'? 🤷‍♂️🤣

Well we do have slag heaps of slate, granite, limestone. Coal more towards Wrexham I think. Blasting perhaps. We do get rumbles in north west Wales.

I bet you're changing your mind on that not believing in haunting etc!!

I'd have packed and gone by now!!😂😂

ahhh thank you🙏definitely isn't a ghost!! might be hallucinations or MH issues like some ppl are insisting on here (it's not)😂😂 but I would like to find the logical reason behind it all, whilst I sit here nursing my cut foot😂😂😂😍

Do you have a teen child? Poltergeists are attracted to their energy apparently.

I've a dog who was downstairs but more than willing to get on board wit invisible cat theory👊👊

I've had this happen to me. The way the items fly with force is completely unnatural so you know that something is very off when it happens! I've also had a phone do it where is has flown across the room from being on a table.
I was an atheist up until that point but I spoke to many people and the conclusion was to pray and also sprinkle salt around. It helped and didn't happen anymore but I also moved so don't know exactly what would have happened.
It really gives me the creeps when I think about it and have tried to think about possible scientific reasons to do with physics perhaps that I don't fully understand.

don't have an air pod, I'm still stuck in ancient world of android, they won't let me go aghhhhhhh

According to my dm.. if you don’t have a bible in the house then you are not safe.
Best get a bible op.
🤣
I never listened so I’m living in an unsafe house, no bible here …..