SO DRUNK HELP

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Typed my title out and this so many times as I can’t type properly so drunk how can I sober up this isn’t good

@menopausalfart dunno she’s dead

Dioralyte & Dextro tablets will help with the hangover plus a salty macdonalds & full fat coke!

Well, that told me straight.

NO
Terrible advice and it won’t sober her up just be wet, cold and a falls risk

😂 😂 😂

And this is how you choose to spend your time when tipsy

ok

Tomorrow is going to hurt 😂

Oh bored off

I mean this is only social life I have so if I’m sad I’m sad I mean I hope I make some people laugh some other seems to be offended I’m sorry haha

You should pop over to the "how much do you drink" thread, they'll give you great advice!!

Wind up post. Pathetic. Do you really need to come onto MN to inform everyone you’re drunk?

Ooops!

Oh well, I hope the Baby Shower was fun - at least you are not the Mum to be!

Yeah maybe someone spiked one of the 27 proseccos she had 🤣

@RosaMoline nope. Thanks

Grow up. Embarrassing

I mean not everyone that drinks is lying in a ditch dead some people just have on onr to talk to and that’s me. Sorry guys don’t feel so shocked in your perfect lives

Pint of juice or water, get a shower - not too hot or cold or you could pass out. Grab some toast and get in bed, I imagine the kids are still awake and they don't want to see a drunken mummy.

Stick your fingers down your throat and get it all out then have some toast, a big drink and go to bed.

i bet you’re a right lairy drunk!

Are you in your bedroom? Or sprawled on sofa?

Really bad advice re making yourself sick. It’s too late as the alcohol is already in your bloodstream and there’s a risk of choking.
Water and bed OP and enjoy reading this thread back in the morning!

Whoops! We've all been there. If you're out and about now, stock up on supplies for tomorrow- ginger ale, crackers, rehydration tablets.

Try and sip some water. If you're vomiting, take a blanket and a pillow and sleep on the bathroom floor, the cold floor will help you feel better.

You'll feel rotten in the morning but you'll survive!

Do you have to work tomorrow?
Bed and water. Focus on a corner of the room to stop it spinning.

@LoudRoseGuide in my conserity (that took a long time to type)