DH pisses around toilet

[PissoirPissedOff]

We moved into our new home and the first thing I did was to clean the bathroom, including disinfecting the toilet area which was covered in mouldy spots. Within about an hour, DH had pissed all over the rim of the toilet and the floor just under the toilet had a small puddle of piss. I have asked him not to do this, just to wipe it dry when he misses the bowl. He says this is not his job.

I'm not particularly OCD about this sort of thing, I just like a clean bathroom and would prefer to clean it just once a week rather than daily/hourly.

I AM being unreasonable = This is beyond the scope of what is expected of a normal male in his own home.

I am NOT being unreasonable = Why can't he just make that small effort (quick wipe with tissues) so that I don't have to clean the toilet every day, and to save me getting my toes wet in a puddle of his piss?

And they all lived happily ever after 🙄

'Not his Job' oh, he must think the piss fairy comes down to sort it. He sounds awful.

'Not his Job' oh, he must think the piss fairy comes down to sort it. He sounds awful.

Quite frankly your DH is an arsehole. Not to mention a dirty bastard.

As for the not his job comment...fml that would see my DH served with divorce papers.

What a lazy low life he is.

Have some respect op and kick the twat out.

“Quite honestly, I've just realised, I think he's adapting to living indoors!”

Fucking. Hell.

I’ve seen some ridiculous excuses on here but that takes the biscuit. He’s a fully grown man, not a wild animal.

A lifetime of bowing down awaits you. 🙄

I have asked him not to do this, just to wipe it dry when he misses the bowl. He says this is not his job.

Not his job? Not his fucking job? I’m horrified.

You don’t have to put up with that sort of bullshit. My god. I want to rub his fucking nose in it. He’s an utter prick.

Omg- OP’s partner is a raccoon

Well, sort of why not, when you're living in the middle of nowhere. But an indoor space is a different story. At least, it is to ME!

Actually, I’m more horrified at the excuses you’re making for the scumbag you’re married to.

Use his favourite T-shirt as a floor mat by the loo?

@PissoirPissedOff sounds like he needs to be toilet trained. Buy him a book that explains in pictures that wee goes inside the toilet, not around or outside it.

So he thinks you should clean his piss. Week old piss. Show him this thread. He is a misogynistic pig.

Men leave their piss for women to clean up? Wtf??
He's not a little boy at home with his mother anymore.
Does he not hear how childish, unfair and misogynistic this sounds?

And you married him?!

Aside from the fact it’s disgusting, surely he knows a bathroom floor is different to a forest floor?? Or has he never used an inside loo? If it’s literally puddles it’s going to either seep in and stink or fuck up the floor, or both

Jesus. Did you marry an animal off the farm?

This.
i trained my husband ;) and then son to sit on the toilet whatever they do.

I'd be tempted to put some of these in the loo

So the dried up wee just has to accumulate for a week? Ewww.

I suggest you go away for a week and let him discover just how nasty that smell gets when it's left.

Didnt you have a toilet though?

Exactly.

It’s clear he’s a moron. But the meek “he doesn’t know how to live inside a house” stuff is actually worse. Spineless.

My husband used to do this. It's fucking lazy entitledness. Got to the point where I would wipe his toothbrush in it because I was sick of sitting in piss. He fortunately almost an ex.

But surely he has lived in a house before the forest?
This is crazy talk, stop using your own mental labour to work out why he's so lazy and disgusting.

I honestly don't think he'd notice or care.

In other areas of life he is meticulous.

It's very odd.

OP. You've managed to land yourself a husband who isn't fucking housetrained.