My owner won't let me eat birds anymore

[AHungryCat]

What should I do? She tried to talk to me about it but fgs

@AHungryCat excellent catting!!! You can teach these youngsters a thing or two

weeing on the air fryer got me a lot of attention as well

Can your slave be relied upon to provide a portrait of your good self?

If you bring them some nice plump rats or maybe some socks or underwear from a neighbour's washing line they will be grateful and probably let you back after the birds again.

I've just got back after a 3 day break. I shall be back terrorising the local wildlife tomorrow morning. I am not just a cat. I am Cat the Ripper and my human knows it.

Loving this. Go vegan little cat. You’ll die but ignore that

How to say Fuck Off in three letters: CAT

Did they notice before they put their chips in?

Unbelievable, who does she think she is.
Go no contact or shit in her bed

Cat the ripper 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, leave the birds and the frogs etc - concentrate on the rats and EVERYONE will worship you. Just don’t bring them in to the house half dead or otherwise.
(Disclaimer - I love all wildlife, including poor little rats, but even I have to conclude that I’d rather they didn’t set up home in my house)

You could also try a petition to the Prime Minister, Larry.

Love this thread 😼

Just pretend you can't use the cat door and they'll spend their lives letting you in and out whenever you like. Excellent revenge.

My lot get back tomorrow from a ' mini break'

need to tidy up the chaos from Mittens coming round last night and make sure the dead bird I hid in the utility room is really starting to rot down nicely

And i love your whiskers

@CindyBirdsong love doing this when they are on a work meeting. Really sad eyes, so they have to apologise to their boss

@Dirtydancing1 laughs in cat

Mr Tibbles?! Is that you?! Get home this instant!

Nah, to hell with all that. Just wear them down by peeing in their bed, then the kids’ beds, then leaving poo nuggets where the doors are. In no time they’ll be begging for you to just catch a bird again.

LTB

I call them nuggéés

Find out which of the neighbours is on that dodgy site "Mumsnet" and poo in their gardens. That always gets a reaction.

And they will soon forget about the birds.

As your owner I suggest you take a long hard look at yourself as I know of a tiny violin that needs restringing.

I have moved on from birds - no longer a challenge I find.
I still get the occasional mouse but managed a small rabbit the other day!
Really enjoyed the consternation it caused