or just naive to think that women wouldn't stoop so low as to offer their dh a blow job in exchange for a new pair of shoes.

[CountessDracula]

Cod claims they do

I can't believe it

That would be akin to being a prozzer

Good grief.

The interesting thing is that even though it was for a 'genuine' documentary the woman was still making that freaky porno curled-lip but pouty growly face.

hurrah for that picture.

What in god's name are you watching Onebat? I didn't see any of that on Newsnight. Although there was some naked opera.

Cola-cubes - yes I probably did sound very judgemental, old-testament, Rev. Ian Paisley in his former incarnation. But if I was ever looking for a definition of 'vulgar', that 'laydee', boasting about her 'ring for a ring' over the hors d'oeuvres, with her husband smirking on in the background, would probably be it!

Taking the mick and silly offers is fine and not the same thing at all.

It's on C5, it's called A Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex, which apparently involves lots of porn. Strange that.

Naked opera otoh seems entirely reasonable.

I had it on in the b/g btw with sound turned down, hence my sudden alarum.

I give dh a blow job this morning.

This afternoon my new car was delivered

That programme sounds neither edifying nor titillating. And a documentary about porn should at least be one of those things.

How did she get a camera up there? She must be very accommodating. Mind you, since motherhood I could probably accommodate a box brownie.

Iorek. And I a bellows-camera thingy.

I don't think it was about porn though, that's my point. I think it was supposed to be genuwine liberated sex ed for liberated 21st century women.

But every segment was intercut with porn, and in the the fannycam segment with the couple having real sex (which wasn't intended to be arousing I don't think,) the poor girl still couldn't not 'perform'. Makes me wonder how many of us there are out there who have sex without 'watching' ourselves iyswim.

Iorek/OBM - I've got 4 children which probably means I could accommodate a 70mm Hasselblad, a photographer, his assistant and a Durst enlarger so they can put the dark space to good use. Though I would hope they would be sufficiently polite comment on how tight a space there was between the develop, stop and fix baths.

Everyone seesm shocked that this goes on. But it isn't that odd.
I am with Notjustmum and Dr Northerner, in our house bj's in conversation,are just a giggle.
But are you all forgetting that lots of mums on mumsnet don't have control of finances ? Some do ask to buy stuff. Some dads give SAHM mums a small amount of money each week. Some working mums transfer some of their wages into a joint account for the mortgage. And some have to ask if they want to buy.... a jumper ?
I buy what I want, when I want. And dh does too. But you all seem very liberated and seem to think this is the norm.
On some of the 'do you have a joint account' threads, you will see that this is not the norm.

I told dh about this last night and said "why would women demean themselves like that?"

He said "why would men?"

I know women who have secret bank accounts into which they squirrel money so as to poss. do a runner.

I've got 4 children

moondog, wasn't that the recommendation, on Morningpaper's Cheating thread

huge, HUGE Swedes. I could, in addition, offer storage facilities for a bulk purchase of fixer and wash.

Are you a photographer manqué, I wonder?

(Oh lordie me, how I have longed to slip that word onto MN)

Countess Dracula, bloomin' precisely. It's a question that has revolved in my head since I first discovered what prostitution was. Does the power thing outweigh the humiliation thing, I wonder.

And Gosh, look at Swedes' got! I've a sudden nostalgia for Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy the Dog.

And actually Swedes, wrt to the photographer, I should check whether you were thinking of a stunted David Bailey or a gangly Martin Parr. It could make all the difference.

CD good point. I think its all a bit of a laugh and whatever folk want to get up to is their own business. Howver - what would be sad would be dhs/dps who had to pay for sex from their partners any time they wanted it...

Onebat - Manque is to die for, especially if you know how to find an acute accent. I feel all inferior now about my umlautless Durst enlarger.

I'm thinking Sam Taylor-Wood might be the most appropriate photographer to accommodate. She would doubtless do something interesting with an IUD/coil and she's quite small. And being a woman she is unlikely to mention the echo.

Get you lot with your cavernous 'grottos'. Or should that be 'grottoes' (any pedants about)?

With all this talk of photography, what springs to mind is that Almodovar film, 'talk to her', with the B&W bit where the tiny man crawls up into the woman's fanjo.

I have seen them on here too.

What about the one where a mumsnetter wouldn't iron her husbands shirts unless he went down on her fango on Mondays and Wednesdays

Am off to look now

Yes, definitely STW. She is very petite and I suspect she is fragrant, as an added bonus. Samfresh.

I didn't see that one, Skyatnight, but the thought is making me itch.

and lol at echo. I am now thinking a whole team of brave potholers. The relentless dripping sound. The echo. The stalactites..

'Relentless dripping.' Stalactites. Potholers? You are taking the metaphor too far OBM, nay, subverting it. It is all becoming very Freudian. Revert to the afore-mentioned sporting analogies.

I see your Freud and I raise you a vagina dentata, skyatnight.