She drank my fucking CHAMPAGNE!!!

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This morning I was given 1/2 a bottle of Bollinger by a grateful client. Tonight I am home alone which is a very rare treat. I chilled it, poured myself a lovely glass and when I returned from a badly timed wee, I saw my cat - tongue right in there!

AIBU to pretend I did not see that she put the tongue she cleans her ass with in the Champagne?

YABU throw it away - there is a glass left to enjoy anyway you filthy animal
YANBU go on, drink it 😳drink both

Alcohols kind of sterilising right? Guess she thought she was invited to girls night 🤣

I'd still drink it

Invite them and they will come.
I'd drink it too.

I'd drink it, but my gauge for 'waste not want not' when it comes to bacteria is seriously skewed.

I dropped an expensive packet of blueberries face down in fox diarrhoea a few days ago. The packet had those little 'air holes' so the poo would have touched a couple of berries. Instead of being a normal person and chucking the whole lot, I decanted the berries into a sieve and poured boiling water over them, and then rinsed and soaked them.

I ate half and then got totally horrified at myself and chucked the rest.

Me too. Definitely.

Fuck that, I'd still drink it and be very impressed by my cat for being very regal in her choices lol 😂

Do you mean half an already open bottle?

Champagne is basically hand sanitiser with bubbles.
Drink it.
And tell your cat it's her round next!

Umm, where did you think wild blueberries come from? Clue: they don't grow on top of the trees.
Boiling water indeed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jesus Christ @Sayoonara those blueberries would have to have cost at least £300 for me to have even considered retrieving them 😱
op that makes your champagne absolutely fine to drink!

I'd drink it, it's gross but I bet your cat licks your face when they try and wake you up.

drink the champagne…. it will be fine…..even so… If you end up with a tummy bug then you can also thank the cat for an extra few days off I’ll! Perfect! Thanks wee cat!

I'd leave that glass for the cat and pour myself a new one.

I wouldn't eat fox poo blueberries either. I would rinse them and leave them out for the birds though.

Just drink it as a cheers to having a wonderful cat in your life. They should be.
celebrated at every opportunity!

no, a full half bottle - 37.5cl :) delicious!

A bit of champoogne won’t kill ya

They grow on shrubs as tall as adult humans, not on fox poo.

They are locked in the kitchen/porch for this reason. Licking my fucking eyebrows 😆

@Frauhubert 😂

Fox diarrhoea though... Not your average addition. 👀

@Sayoonara Jesus Christ woman! That is my grandma levels of thriftiness! She once sterilised a disposable tupperware my daughter had to do a shit in for medical reasons. I did not question it but once she'd hit the sherry (8pm) I removed it from her holdall and disposed of it discretely.

I’d be drinking it. Is it fabulous? I could drink a nice glass of fizz right now 😍

I know, I know. I was feeling a bit fuzzy-headed coming down with a cold which is why i even dropped the blueberries in the first place and then thought it logical to keep them.

I shall watch my standards in future!

Thanks for letting me offload on the thread, i was too ashamed to confess to anyone in real life.

@UpUpUpU I am drinking it, it is superb tbh. I have given the daft old girl some dreamies and catnip - each to her own babes, leave mine for me 😂

I’d drink the Cattopagne, but totally draw the line at Fox Pooberrries.