She drank my fucking CHAMPAGNE!!!

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This morning I was given 1/2 a bottle of Bollinger by a grateful client. Tonight I am home alone which is a very rare treat. I chilled it, poured myself a lovely glass and when I returned from a badly timed wee, I saw my cat - tongue right in there!

AIBU to pretend I did not see that she put the tongue she cleans her ass with in the Champagne?

YABU throw it away - there is a glass left to enjoy anyway you filthy animal
YANBU go on, drink it 😳drink both

Your my hero and so is your cat 🐈 😻

I've given in and keep a low, wide glass for the cat's use by the bed. I sip mine, she stands on me and lap lap laps at hers.

BTW, hope it was your Krispy Kreme and not just one you'd found... 🤢

OP, it could have been worse, it could have been a Dirty Martini... 👅🍸

Never turn your back on a cat near your drinking vessel...

I regularly share a yogurt with my cat - we both eat from the same spoon. If nothing else it builds up my resistance to germs.

Totally agree. I see that we are in the minority here, but I wouldn't have drunk it. Am sure you will live, though!

I’d definitely drink it. Any one of my (also ass licking/literal shit eating) dogs occasionally stick their tongue in my latte/hot chocolate/tea and I just crack on and it’s never made me ill. They’ve never gone for the champagne though, so I am very impressed with your cats refined tastes!!

Only on MN.
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Everyone knows not to pick blackberries etc. at dog pee height. Dogs do pee on them (as good boy Ollie’s brother demonstrated to the world recently)

Not everyone who's under 5!

I'd bin the champagne and as for the poo infused blueberries - eurgh. Are you the poo troll @Sayoonara? That isn't just a health risk, it's disgusting.
Champagne is a lovely drink, but I'd rather drink cheap Cava than drink anything my cat had stuck her tongue in.

FFS I've said already it was a poor judgment call.

I've been on Mumsnet for more than a decade, report it if you think I'm a troll.

Aw, most of us just really enjoyed the laugh, but you know there'll always be posters wanting to stick the boot in and put people off sharing their 'wtf did I just do?' stories.

Sorry it was a tongue in cheek comment, I don’t think for a minute you’re the poo troll. He/she is into human poo not fox poo mixed with blueberries 😂

I’m assuming the blueberry fox poo lady is above 5.

I’d drink it. And I’d raise the glass to your cat for having such style and taste !!

Oh sorry OP,I had to laugh at this, having been on the receiving end of cats sticking their tongues in my food or drink many times over the years! When I read the thread title,I thought it was going to be about a family member nicking your champagne! Was she tipsy? 😂

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Ah dear. I've swapped to a Yeti cup for holding my overnight water after being woken up one too many time by a lapping cat with her face in my pint glass.

Oh come on its girls night in drink and enjoy it def would not stop me lol.

I'd drink it, raise my glass to my cat, and enjoy x

I used to always take a glass of water upstairs at night. One night I woke to hear the cat drinking it...I have no idea how often she did it..🤣

A few years ago I made a lovely fish pie as we had a friend of my husband and his wife coming round. Left the main mixture to cool slightly while I did the mash etc. Turned round to find my cat had eaten a fist sized helping out of the serving bowl! Was still wondering what to do when they arrived. I’ve no idea what the problem was but this woman was rude, obnoxious and generally acting very angry at even being there. Every time I tried to engage her in conversation I’d get a yes or no answer.

so! I smoothed the pie over, covered it in the mash and cheese, made a mental note of where the cat had tucked in aaaaaaand… fed her that bit! God it felt good! 🤣

Cats are fastidiously clean, you're imagining things and she didn't do it anyway, you're gaslighting her.