She drank my fucking CHAMPAGNE!!!

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This morning I was given 1/2 a bottle of Bollinger by a grateful client. Tonight I am home alone which is a very rare treat. I chilled it, poured myself a lovely glass and when I returned from a badly timed wee, I saw my cat - tongue right in there!

AIBU to pretend I did not see that she put the tongue she cleans her ass with in the Champagne?

YABU throw it away - there is a glass left to enjoy anyway you filthy animal
YANBU go on, drink it 😳drink both

Ew! I'm not surprised with the vote and comments.

YABU

He didn't just scoff it at the scene? That is a remarkably well-behaved feline.

Believe me he's not anymore. He thinks his name is Get Down or Stop It.

Watching a film one night with a gin (and tonic) and bowl of peanuts. Lights were off because it was a scary film and I appear to enjoy terrorising myself...

Made a mental note that the peanuts weren't as salty as they usually are, so checked the pack in case I'd picked up the "healthy, low salt" option. Nope, regular pack of salted cashews?!?

Shrugged it off and went back into the front room to see my cay, Mogsy, with his head in the bowl, sucking the nuts. To add insult to injury, he wasn't even eating them, just licking off the salt and spitting them back in.

I get that sharing is caring, but not my cashews!!! Good job I loved him ❤️