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Help rid me of this weird woman - please!

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Justcouldnotbitemytongue · 10/07/2024 15:26

Apologies this is a bit long 😬. DH & I live in a v remote & rural part of the country, we took early retirement & moved here a few years back. It’s a lovely place & we’re happy & settled. The few (distant) neighbours we have are all nice. Friendly but not too friendly IYSWIM. DH & I go out now & again to the only pub round here & it’s always a good night.

A couple of years ago Zoe & Dan (not their real names) moved here, about five miles from us. He’s ok but I struggle with her. We’re roughly the same age but we have zero in common. She’s very right wing - pro fox hunting/blood sports, hates migrants & people on benefits. She’s not the sharpest pencil in the box & boasts that she’s never read a book in her life. Also believes weird conspiracy theories she reads on Facebook. Can drive but won’t so Dan has to take her everywhere. Consequently she’s stuck in the house a lot as he works part time. We’re chalk & cheese.

She’s started to text me & ask if they can join us in the pub. Hard to say no really - it’s a pub. Plus I know she hasn’t really got anyone else round here & I do (did!) feel a bit sorry for her. Because of the geography there’s a very small pool of potential friends.

Last night was a disaster - worst ever by a mile. She seemed a bit manic/hyper when we got there. I wondered if she was on something but she just kept saying she was excited as she hadn’t been out of the house for ages. At the best of times it’s hard to have an adult conversation with her but last night was terrible. Another couple who were there left as soon as decently possible. The DH’s talk about sport & get on pretty well but it’s impossible to talk as a four which would help dilute her. She just interrupts all the time, talks over them & paws at my arm to get my attention.

I’m pretty patient, & always put forward a reasonable view to balance her almost fascist opinions. Try also to not look at my watch too much. Everything I said last night she just laughed at weirdly & loudly. I asked her what was so funny & she just kept laughing - almost hysterically. It was so embarrassing. Like being back at junior school.

Later a woman was in the pub & sat behind me. Zoe was hyper - again pawing me & saying “look, look!! That’s a man isn’t it? They’re trans aren’t they? Go on look, look now!“ I snapped (v rare) & said a bit too loudly & sharply that she was being really rude & to stop it. She literally put on a pet lip.

Fast forward to the end of the night & I said we were heading home. Why? She asked. Because it’s nearly midnight & I live there I replied. Why? She again asked. Why do I live at home or why is it midnight? Why she just repeated “why”. On a loop. Whenever I said anything she just said why. I snapped again & said FFS Zoe you’re acting like a fucking toddler. Pet lip again.

Said goodnights, she said she’d had a lovely time 🙄. Meanwhile we headed in opposite directions. Me seething.

Congratulations if you’ve got this far btw.

Anyway - I couldn’t stand another night like that. So do I say something or do I just keep dodging her & her invites until she gets the message. It’s really spoilt the nice times we used to have there but I am not wasting another evening of my life listening to her spout that rubbish. The trouble is we’re a small community & do rely on each other. I’d also rather not fall out with anyone but how do I get shot of her without doing that?? I absolutely do not want to be friends. She maybe has one other person locally who messages her occasionally but that’s it. She’s NC with two of her three children (or maybe they’re NC with her) if that’s relevant.

So come on - please give me a steer, should I start dodging her messages & making excuses or should I just tell her I don’t enjoy her company?

You are not being unreasonable - start dodging.
You are being unreasonable- just tell her straight.

OP posts:
macaroniandcheeze · 10/07/2024 15:30

She sounds like more trouble than she’s worth. Ghost her. Sorry.

FatfunandADHD · 10/07/2024 15:35

I would wait now and see if she messages again, it might be that last nights antics are sufficient to make your feelings known. If she messages again, depending on the message I would see if ignoring works.

She does sound a little odd from your writing about the evening that's for sure, and you are a grown adult that doesn't have to spend their free time with people you don't want to!

Julyshouldbesunny · 10/07/2024 15:36

Tell her you have a new number and give her a fake one..... If she sees you tell her phone glitch. Change your night at the pub for starters. Or tell her you are hoping to set up a swinger club/ouiji board group / book club and are they interested. She might ghost you!!

PurpleChrayn · 10/07/2024 15:37

What is a "pet lip"?

She sounds like an utter lunatic. Just block her and avoid her. You won't be the only one.

Comedycook · 10/07/2024 15:39

I don't really understand how you met them or why she even has your phone number?

HungryLittleCrocodile · 10/07/2024 15:39

Yeah, what is a pet lip? Confused

Dettolallin · 10/07/2024 15:40

I'd just ignore her messages and if you bump into her lie and say you broke your phone. I wouldn't want to get into any kind of deeper conversation with her.

KikiShaLeeBopDeBopBop · 10/07/2024 15:41

HungryLittleCrocodile · 10/07/2024 15:39

Yeah, what is a pet lip? Confused

Pouting / pushing out bottom lip I think, like toddlers do when they're sulking

GoldenDoorHandles · 10/07/2024 15:42

Just start to be super busy. Maybe you have to catch up on work when the DHs meet. Or be brave enough to show you don't agree in a non dramatic way and she might lose interest.

LostTheMarble · 10/07/2024 15:44

Obviously you don’t like her, and with 5 miles between you she’s pretty easy to avoid.

Have to say though, the opening post is hitting almost every MN frothing bingo.

Grannywithnoplanny · 10/07/2024 15:46

If it's a small community you're gonna run into her. Or never ever be able to go to your local again! Id avoid meeting up but when you do, don't be so tolerant. You'll have to be pretty straight at some point, may as well be sooner rather than later. Only other option is to move back to the city where it's realistic to block or ignore everyone. Good luck, sounds a nightmare

Zimunya · 10/07/2024 15:46

She sounds unwell, but that's not your problem. I wouldn't confront her, but as another poster has said, be very busy!

Lemonade2011 · 10/07/2024 15:46

It’s a petted lip I think. I’d just avoid her couldn’t be arsed sitting with someone like her sorry

LindorDoubleChoc · 10/07/2024 15:48

This is why I have a fear of village life!

AquaFurball · 10/07/2024 15:50

Is there literally anyone else in the village you can spend time with? Do that.

LadyMacbethssweetArabianhand · 10/07/2024 15:51

Avoid whenever possible! Be very vague about plans. "Don't think we're going to the pub tonight. Not sure what we'll do." Or answer very late "just saw you'd messaged. Not at the pub tonight." If you go to the pub, find a very small table in a corner, so if she comes in, there isn't space. If you go to the pub and she appears and questions you as to why you didn't let her know, just shrug and say you wanted a quiet evening with your husband. Have a code word with your husband for 'we need to leave now ' Block her number or get a new phone and number and don't pass it on.
Best of luck. I had a former colleague who sounded similar and caught me twice after I moved to the same village.

SallyWD · 10/07/2024 15:52

I'd do the slow fade. I wouldn't abruptly end the "friendship" but I'd play it very cool. Every time she asks you out just be vague and say either "Oh sorry I'm busy" or "Oh sorry, I'm tired". Keep repeating this until she eventually gives up.

alrightluv · 10/07/2024 15:54

Pet lip

Help rid me of this weird woman - please!
AngryLikeHades · 10/07/2024 15:55

This would annoy me too. Well done for pulling her up on her shit. Easier said than done, especially due to the close community, but I'd block her and tell her why straight if she asks.

cheddercherry · 10/07/2024 15:57

But if she doesn’t go to the pub with anyone else then surely if you go and don’t invite her/ don’t agree she can meet, she won’t be there?

Honestly I don’t like the ghosting culture, I’d rather be honest and say that it was obvious to everyone last night that you didn’t find her behaviour acceptable or her company enjoyable and it’s in everyone’s best interests not to repeat it. She’s downright offensive so why sugarcoat it, if she can dish it out obnoxiously she should be able to take it. Or do people expect to behave outrageously and everyone simply gloss over their antics?

I’m sure the fellow patrons of the pub would thank you.

Breadcat24 · 10/07/2024 16:02

Just keep seeing her messages too late to respond. "Oh sorry did not see that you had asked to go out with us"
If you do get stuck in the pub with her again however try to make sure your husbands are involved in the conversation. If that does not work - just say it as it is.
Life is too short to spend time with people you do not like.
"I'm sorry Zoe but we really do not seem to have much in common do we? Probably best if we do not do this again"

IDoNotIntroduceTheLog · 10/07/2024 16:04

I'd mute her messages and avoid her.

Go to the pub when you know they're not, and don't tell her when you're going.

If she straight up confronts you, I'd tell her honestly how rude she had acted previously, with factual examples.

halfpastten · 10/07/2024 16:04

Zoe is a lot of work and drama so don't add to it by telling her straight. Just be busy, put her off, she'll get the message eventually. Friendships ebb and flow at the best of times. I've had friends/acquaintances who started to be busy and became slow to reply to texts. Got the message, don't hold it against them, maybe their lives changed. It's not a relationship, you don't need a breakup talk, but you know that I think and just needed to let off!

rainbow126 · 10/07/2024 16:05

Dodge like your life depends on it! If you bump into her be friendly but aloof. Act like she is an acquaintance you barely know and be polite but nothing else.

ButtSurgery · 10/07/2024 16:05

I'd be getting DH to text her DH to ask if she was OK as her behaviour last night was a bit strange.

Was she drunk?

In what way do you rely on her?

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