Which Noise Annoys You?

[ItsItchy]

My husband walks around the house "singing". Well it's not really singing, it's just "la la la" to no particular tune.

I should be pleased he's happy but it annoys the hell out of me!

Wood pigeons

Any and all neighbour noise. I can cope with noisy, ignorant people outside, but the home needs to be a sanctuary.

The sucking noise my DH makes when trying to get something out of his teeth. It's gross and SO LOUD and I want to throw a shoe at his head every time he does it

Aggressive sniffing
Loud sneezing

Anything that comes out of a phone or other electronic gadget. Bloody wear headphones or turn the sound off.

I’m lucky enough to just share my well-soundproofed flat with cats so it’s usually quiet. Unless it’s mealtime or zoomies time.

Absolutely . . . I am sandwiched between a guy with a drum kit and a couple who argue a lot 😢

Loud eating noises

Whistling!! Tuneful or not - it's so irritating!!

People who walk close behind you...hearing their shoes against the pavement/grass/whatever makes my shoulders rise up to my ears and have to stop, stand to the side and let them go past.

Rollerskates on indoor floors

Husband slurping his tea, football on the tv, husband’s ‘performance’ sneezing as I call in, husband clearing his throat. Lots of noises relating to husband in fact…

Right now, my fucking neighbours playing 'Chasing Cars' by Snow Patrol on repeat.

I may have to go and murder them.

Eating, breathing loudly 🤢 literally want to be sick

Ring doorbell

Snoring. It drives me bananas!

Sniffing constantly.

My DH eating too hot food so breathing in through his mouth while chomping away
My DH slurping too hot coffee
My DH speaking too loudly in the kitchen/diner when I’ve just put the kids to bed in the room above
Can you see a theme?!
I love him dearly, but he’s so LOUD!

@ItsItchy My DH does this too along with doo doo dooing, I like metal he does not and I try to explain that you cannot lalala to metal. He also has a very annoying throat clearing tic.

That fucking dog next door yapping again.

The OTT train announcements. Yes, I know this train terminates at Liverpool Street I've been doing this fucking journey for the last 25 years. Do you think me and all the commuters who got on the 0718 thought it was going to Penzance?

Hyperbolic football commentary. Just shut up, you ain't no Kenneth Wolstenholme. It's about putting that round bag of air between two posts more times than the other team. No more complicated than that.

The house about 50 yards away using that fucking porcelain tile cutter again at 9am on a Sunday. What on earth are they doing in there?

Dh eating.
Dh breathing in bed.....
The Rage....

Snoring. And my husband saying "I wasn't even asleep!!!" When I yell at him to stop snoring.

Throat clearing. Specifically husband endlessly pointlessly clearing his throat. Wtf is that about? I end up going puce and screaming “JUST SWALLOW CAN’T YOU!”

Road drills.
Loud car exhausts
My phone

The stupid lip smacking Aahhhhhhhhh every time a single sip of drink is downed - tea, coffee, squash... All gets the same bloody response!

Wind Chimes
People eating whilst on the phone to you
Clicking of the x box controller at 2am