To think it was obvious they were for the kids??

[Birump]

DS is having a little play date today, low key birthday “party” but DS doesn’t really do parties so it’s more of a gloried play date.
Yesterday I did some baking … 8 sausage rolls, 8 scotch eggs, 8 jam slags and 8 chocolate brownies.

Came down this morning and most of it is gone, I text DH asking if he’d touched the baking and he said yes, he’d taken it for work.

im fuming, isn’t it fucking obvious that they were for the kids for today?? He’s insisting that it was not obvious. This is not the first time he’s done something like this.

You don’t have to go to such unhinged extremes to get respect. I’m quite capable of standing up for myself without behaving like someone who is genuinely disturbed.

Exactly. And comments that he might apologise and you can move forward etc are unbelievably naive. The only way a moron like this is going to learn not to behave like this in future is if he is seriously inconvenienced himself. I hope OP has warned him about what is going to happen to his favourite stuff if he does not return the food or replace it.

I am SO HERE FOR THIS @Persipan

I bake so rarely this would be grounds for divorce!

He did it on purpose - to ruin the party? Or because he thinks all sausage rolls should be for him, fuck the kids? This is so nasty. I hope you manage to have a good party (and I hope the kids take something of his and ruin it)

Out of order - unless you regularly bake goods. Still it’s good manners anyway to check if you can take it for work when you haven’t cooked it

He's taken the stuff for people at work? So he gets to look like the good guy there, while giving not a solitary fuck about his wife and child? What an insufferable cunt.

My mum used to make something similar but called it a big jam tart! The jam ball was a ball of pastry with jam in that sat on top.

Your H is a dick.

A jam slag sounds wonderfully sticky.

Next time bake something drenched in laxative.
After literal shitshow at work he may get the message.

Tell us the jam slag recipe please!

Bring it hack for what? You seriously can't nip out to the shops? If he does bring them back I hope you don't give it to the other child after your husbands paws have been all over them!

Wow - on purpose 😲 🤬

You clearly spent time, love and money on someone else, you wicked woman, and got your comeuppance!

If you made one egg's worth of Nigella's brownie recipe you'd get 8 small brownies. Or, realistically, do a two egg batch to get 8 more generous ones. The egg is the only element you can't easily scale up or down.

he's taken most of it

really or is that an exaggeration or just a phrase ?

out of 8 of everything, what did he leave

selfish selfish man

is he the father ?

He's either greedy and selfish or greedy and stupid.

PS I want a jam slag.

I'm here just for the info about jam slags.

This 😂😂😂

True, sadly. They are mostly completely oblivious to this sort of thing.

Is she his mum?? Is it his birthday?? Nope and nope

My (not entirely serious) suggestion is to make him an individual dog food pie for his dinner tonight, & if he objects then you insist that it was not obvious that dog food is for dogs.

Of course he knew. What a self-centred, selfish arsehole

@LonelyBones

quite right! She could always stay up late tonight baking for him though couldn’t she? That would be thoughtful of her , and kind.

The jam ball was a ball of pastry with jam in that sat on top.
ah ha , that sounds like it might be it.