Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

[MangetoutsaysGetOutMan]

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

Some sort of song for astronomers?

Attracted to your status. Baby you're A-List

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I don't know this song, but this has got to be one of the best ever examples of misheard lyrics 😂.

Sort of mistake I would make…

These young people just don't enunciate clearly these days...

Lol

'Sounds like a planet' has tickled me. JUST SAY THE WORD!

Well THAT’s hilarious! You do know that radio versions PARTICULARLY on BBC stations all either swap out a rude word for a clean version or drop the rude word entirely???

Thank you so much for this. It's made my day! Hilarious!!!!

Baby, you’re A list not bloody ANUS!!!

This sounds like something I would do! I was convinced that the Vengaboys Ibiza song said “we’re going to eat pizza” (to be fair I was a child at the time 🤣🫣)

Aitch - Famous Girl

I love misheard lyrics! Classic.

This is so funny. I have Mary Whitehouse vibes.

But there is nothing wrong with the word anus anyway. It’s hardly offensive.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha 😂

I believe yiu mean 'Aitch'
And the lyrics are

Attracted to your status
Baby you're A-List, I need a famous girl

lol at this thread 🤣 love misheard lyrics.

I still rib my dh for thinking it was ‘Robert DeNiro’s waiting… Talking to Tanya’ in that Bananarama track!

I think this might tell us more about what’s on your mind than what’s on the singer’s mind…..

Loving the new version! To be fair, most of Aitch's lyrics are about what a horrible, dirty little scrote he is, so maybe he does have a song about someone's anus.
He really reminds me of loads of the awful little shits from my school, and fully gives me the creeps

Until three days ago I thought Taylor swift's song Karma was saying Connor.🤣🤣
Connor was my boyfriend,Connor was my cat.

But there is nothing wrong with the word anus anyway. It’s hardly offensive.

No, but I think Radio 1 would balk at (not very) veiled references to anal sex in song lyrics!

Oh, that's brilliant.

Mine is Jason Derulo, Want To Want Me. It starts off, "It's too hard to sleep, I got the sheets on the floor..." Except the way he says"sheets" really sounds like "shits." So every time that song starts on the radio, I hear: "It's too hard to sleep, I got the shits..." and I do a double take. Like WTF, Radio 1?! I don't need to hear about this guy's digestive disturbances...

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😂love this thread! Thanks OP!

I'm pondering whether anyone in the entire world would actually go "hmm, yeah, I'm really attracted to your anus" as if it's a normal and successful wooing technique.

I'm also hearing the OP say "who is this H?" in a Nikki Big Brother (RIP) outraged voice.

They really wouldn’t. Veiled references within the genre are within the Ofcom code. Overt sexual references aren’t.

You can say anus. You can’t say Fuck me in the arse.