Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

[MangetoutsaysGetOutMan]

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

Thank you for your validation. There are threads on here about the rise in anl sx on girls as a standard part of sx which is why I took it at face value.

Do you really think the lyric
‘I’m attracted to your status, maybe your anus’ would be accepted by Radio 1?

I thought it was “too hot to sleep”, hence why his sheets were on the floor 🤔

I mean Mumsnet is always very strong on using the correct medical term for body parts, so maybe H is getting on board with that?

Thanks OP you've made my day there 😂. So bad is your pearl clutching you can't even write naughty words on Mumsnet 🤣

Oh I'm loving it!!!

Have never even heard the song, but I know what I'll be singing 😂😂

Well it’s not ‘face value’, because face value would be its actual lyrics!

You know you could just laugh at yourself and say you misheard.

You can say anus. You can’t say Fuck me in the arse.

No, you'd have to say Fuck me in the anus.
Or, if you are the Op, Fuck me in the A-List.

Relax!

When you wanna cum.

(I hate saying cum, but it needs spelling out now)

If definitely be Googling the lyrics before I make a thread about them in future, OP! But you've given us all a laugh 🤣

More like ‘arse value’

although taking it at face value would mean you hadn’t misheard… perhaps think about where your brain was venturing early in the morning?

The first time I heard Big in Japan (showing my age now) I thought he was singing "big in your pants...", now that is ALL I can hear when I listen to those lyrics

Someone I knew thought Robert DeNiro was waiting, talking Italian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Exactly why it was banned from TV and radio

Although the lyrics say "come"

😁

Is this going to be a new MN euphemism - like the oxo tower and centre parcs?

Agree about Aitch. He does have songs that mention anal sex.
This charming lyric "Shorty said she on her period, I might put it all in her backside"

This thread gave me a laugh though with the misheard lyric

It is ‘Robert de Niro’s waiting, Talking Italian’. What do you think it says?

So I didn’t mishear, he did it on purpose?

What?! Is it not?! 😳

Ever notice how the pearl clutchers are often the ones with the filthiest minds?

Amazed at what went through your mind, OP.

Except those are the actual lyrics

You can say sex and anal, and even anus. This is a grown up website for grown ups. Stop trying to sensor normal words with asterisks, you're just making your formatting look weird.

So confused...🤣

Apparently it is though I've heard so many say talking to Tanya I just accepted it 😂 I'm not a bananarama fan🤣