Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

[MangetoutsaysGetOutMan]

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

What has this world come to.

In my day, swearing in music was unheard of. Naming body parts in songs is obscene. The point of music is to express oneself, not to name as many body parts as possible.

I'm sorry that you had to hear that xx

OP mishears lyrics. OP gets offended by words which aren't even in the song. Standard day on Mumsnet...

Can't tell if you are being sarcastic or whether you need to read the full thread before commenting 😂

I couldn’t tell if it was sarcasm either!

I'm Gonna Runter You

😀

It is??!

Been over this already 😂 I'm not a fan of them and I'd heard Tanya from so many people I assumed it was that

Your anus (as in the op’s lyrics), even more so!

Thank you.

I couldn't tell either.

But it got me thinking of when music didn't mention any body parts.
I got to the 18th century, but only because there was no words to the music.

I'm now up for a Runtering from Robert DeNiro and it's not even 1pm, but Aitch is apparently saying A-List, not anus, if that makes you feel any better.

This thread is the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. Thank you everyone! 😆

Thank fuck fr this, me too! 😆

Hilarious 🤣

You don’t need to be sorry for someone who didn’t actually hear something they thought they were offended by.

On another misheard lyrics thread a poster misheard Bryan Adams " I got my first real six string "
As " I got my first real.sex dream"!

No. You misheard.

He does have other songs that might mention bumming, but they would absolutely not be getting played on Radio 1 at school run time, so they don’t concern you and your children aren’t going to hear a song about taking it up the arse without your say-so.

Just laugh at your mistake and move on like anyone else would.

I got the shits on the floor 😂😂😂

Reminds me of an old Bruno Mars song where he says "You're my golden star"

I thought he said you're my golden shower

🤣

It's too hot to sleep

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Can someone just tell me what the misheard word was??? I can’t work it out!

Anus

Brilliant! 🤣

🤣 “Took it at face value”?! No, you invented a new lyric in your head. That isn’t taking it at face value.

If anything, you took it at arse-about-face value. Or even up-the-arse-about-face value.