Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

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I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

My Brother thought the old 1970’s song “Street Life” was “Street light “

Enunciation is everything 😂

He had no idea why a woman should be singing soulfully about Street- light

Brother was maybe 4 but still remembers - as do we.

How can “ A list “ sound like anus?
Unless someone pronounces it as “Ayniss?”

This reminds me of that advert years ago for learning English where the foreign family get in the car and the radio starts playing 'I want to fuck you in the ass' and they're all nodding along and smiling happily totally unaware 🤣

In fairness H has the strangest mangled up voice, he sounds like he is swallowing his words up his nose and choking on them.

There's some Ed Sheeran song with the lyric "wonder if I could sneak out the back" and something about the way he delivers it always makes it sound like "wonder if fuck it sneak out the back" to me.

Ur anus

Never worked for Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Relax. Well I think it was Frankie but I'm never 100% on bands and songs

Chris Moyles used to play Star Girl every Friday morning on the Radio 1 breakfast show.

"There's nothing on earth could contain us / When I fell in love with Uranus"

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The song is about Aitch wanting a famous girlfriend

Ah, so definitely not the guy from Steps, then!

Is there not a union for pop singers with the equivalent of
Equity rules for actors, so that if somebody has already got your name, you have to use a different one?

The man from Steps already has H; the bloke from Jamiroquai
already has JK... but afaik 'I' is still available if this new chap wants it?

I love misheard lyrics - they're always guaranteed to entertanus!

My absolute favourite misheard lyric by Rihanna:

Oh this has really made me chuckle 😂😂

I’m only here to ask which anus the OP is on…

no seriously - aside from the fact that you can type anus on here - it’s not even a swear word, though those are allowed too - I need to know in what dialect you can rhyme anus and planet!!!! 🤪

I can only think of 'gannet', are they ornithologists?

@IDroveAllNightAndCrappedInYourRoomIsThatAlright
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Marvellous username. I'll never be able to hear Cyndi or Roy sing that again without thinking of you!
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Wow, that's the Green Needle/Brainstorm thing all over again.

Wait, what?

There's an eminent folk singer - who is genuinely an amazing, matchless songwriter - who sings a bit like that.

I won't name him, though, as he has very easily-angered loyal fans who will insist that his voice is actually like those of Matt Monro, Roy Orbison and Freddie Mercury rolled into one, only three times as good!

Let us remember that when Lou reed sings Walk On The Wild Side there is the verse about Candy who in the back room was everybody's darlin'. But she never lost her head even when she was giving head.

Been playing it on the on the radio since 1972

He is talking italian, she says it again more slowly after the main line. It's apparently because she sees him in the Godfather where he is talking Italian.

I'm pretty sure I've posted this before, but I was horrified aged about 9 or 10 when I heard Shania Twain sing I can't believe you kiss your cock at night in That Don't Impress Me Much.

It's 'I can't believe you kiss your car good night'... But somehow my version made logical sense with the rest of the lyrics being about a bloke that totally loves himself

The word in the lyric is "A-list" because it rhymes a couple of bars later with "playlist".

However, the song continues like this. So the OP might be correct to think that this particular artist's oeuvre may not have be as easy on sensitive ears as that of, say, Burt Bacharach and Hal David.

Hit me with a WAP I know that pussy is damaging
Now I can’t feel my muscles like I’m popping a Valium
Just gimme the mic and let me rip it I’m nice
Sing Jorga a song and then I’ll kiss her goodnight
Wrist full up with Ice now I’m just missing a Spice
I know Snoochie got cake I’m tryna get me a slice
Fly LAX for Ella Mai a little getaway
With my dirty arse she’ll probably hit me with some pepper spray

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entertanus 😂😂😂

You're on fire @IDroveAllNightAndCrappedInYourRoomIsThatAlright

he has said the song may not be about the Summer of 1969 but a Summer of 69 (the sexual position/preference for many).

Sounds like a planet = Uranus!