Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

[MangetoutsaysGetOutMan]

I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

Those are the lyrics. Robert DeNiro’s waiting…talking Italian.

H - A singer from the best group ever, Steps 😁

Well I just googled Aitch as I'd never heard of him and I definitely would not be letting him put anything up my bum for sure! Robert de Niro on the other hand.....

Oh mate. You've clearly got anal on the brain.

Also, it's Aitch. Like the phonetic pronunciation, not the letter H like the guy from Steps.

Have you tried Classic FM? It's much gentler.

You could be right - I'm sure that if I can mishear "shits" for "sheets," then I can also mishear "too hard" for "too hot"!

Regardless: as far as I'm concerned, this is now a song about diarrhoeia.

At first I thought you were complaining they used the word 'arse,' as in rhymes with Mars. Lol.
Funny though 🤣

Don't listen to Stargirl by McFly, whatever you do! 🤭

I thought that too! Either way - quality 😂

Why are you afraid to say sex,anus,and anal?

I was trying to think of a word that rhymes with 'planet'. Was seriously struggling 🤣!

This is brilliant! 😂😂😂

The song is about Aitch wanting a famous girlfriend, for nothing more than her being famous and attractive. His songs generally paint the picture of him being a creep though.

There are some songs that I think aren’t suitable for children if they understood the lyrics. Then I remember I was 5 bouncing round my room singing “if you wanna be my lover, you have got give, taking is too easy but that’s the way it is”.

A few years ago now i was a bit puzzled about what runtering was. Brian sounded very determined it should happen ...

Brian Adams.
I'm Gonna Runter You

😳

Rock DJ is supposed to be about anal. Music is full of double meanings - probably thousands have references we innocents don’t spot.

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Me too! Then going through all the planets trying to figure out which one rhymes.

Anus doesn’t rhyme with any planet 😂

Who is this H?

This is funnier than the lyrics that you misheard😂😂😂😂 ‘H’😂😂

Time to switch to Radio 2 OP. It happens to us all

Fair play on coming back to this thread OP

Some would be a few name changes from by this point

OP never said it rhymes though. They said ‘maybe your a (sounds* like a planet)’.

Anus sounds like the planet Uranus…

Have a listen to "Appetite for Destruction". I reckon it'll be right up your street.

Or up the Op's alley, depending on how she takes it.

Years ago my friend was singing along to a song....
'Shake your P45'

It's was actually 'Shake your B O D Y'

She had form for getting things wrong. Once said in a pub quiz that Louis Armstrong was the first man on the moon.

I'm really trying not to lol reading this at work

@PaintMyDoor 😆😆