Can’t believe these lyrics I heard on Radio 1

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I was listening to Radio 1 with children in the car and I had to turn it off.

Attracted to your status, maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)

Who is this H? I’m surprised the BBC let it through.

Years ago we had the lovely Billie Jo Spears with Blanket On The Ground and Herman's Hermits with Something Tells Me I'm Into Something Good.

Now we've got Nicki Minge with Feeling Myself where she rambles on about jacking off and Black Eyed Peas!

Lets all say the word!
URANUS!

It's like in The Thin Blue Line where DI Grim said to Inspector Fowler, meaning a case he was on, ''It's my arse and I'm not havin' you stickin' your nose in an' sniffin' about!"

Ooh, Grim had lots of hilarious lines of that sort!

I also loved the 'intimidating' technique they employed to psyche out the criminal by banging on a drum and singing "Naughty man, naughty man, go a-way!" (to the tune of Patt-a-cake Baker's Man)!

Been on the radio twice today and I cannot unhear the OP’s version- ‘maybe your a&@£’ 🙉😂😂

How are you pronouncing a&@£ ?

Brian Adam's 'I'm Gonna Runter You' is one of the best things I have read for a while!

See? IANBU.

No, YADBU

Louder for those in the back:

The fucking word is ANUS!

Well, if you're insistent. Are you hearing

Maybe, you're anus.

Or

Maybe your anus?

One is a bit insulting, depending on how you feel about anuses, which I'm guessing isn't fond. And the other sounds like a bit of a come on.

It is just you btw.

I hadn’t realised I could type anus and it would be fine - I thought Mumsnet might be like the Daily Mail where they censor anything other than bugger.

But you heard "maybe your a* (sounds like a planet)" and that poster heard "maybe your a&@£"

They're not even similar.

You can even type cunt to your hearts content.

OP, if you love anuses that much, I'm sure you can find a song that's actually about anuses 😆

I am NOT unreasonable, saying we abhor nasty gutter-speak.

Or, to put it more succinctly, IANUSWANG.

Remember when the Queen said she had an anus horribilis?

And in the little Mermaid "pregnant women, sick of swimming" which turned out to apparently be "bright young women", but even on a youtube video feat. Euguene from the Try Guys, they had heard the same misheard lyrics 😂