To ask you to just READ THE FUCKING THREAD before posting your wisdom?

[OldHabitsDieScreaming]

Or at least, for the love of sweet baby Jesus and all his chickens, read the OP's posts?

Especially if it's a long thread which may, you know, have moved on a little since the first post?

If you're so lazy and unengaged that you can't be arsed to check whether the OP of eg: a 200+ post thread in Relationships has added anything or updated their situation, why not just consider scrolling on by?

Cheers.

How old are your chickens, OP?

I don’t think that many would, lots of posters have amnesia and twenty pages in tend to forget vital information….so a bit of repetition isn’t all bad.

If I were you I'd say NO to attending the hen do. Jesus won't mind.

🤡

It’s usually on the education threads where school year is much more relevant than calendar age.

Dead bat thread was hilarious bad for this.
First or second sentence was that OP was in US but 3/4 of thread were about how bats are protected in UK so she is terrible person breaking law. One person even said like "she didn't say where she is" 🤷

I need to know more about the chickens of Jesus.

Has someone already asked if Jesus kept chickens? I might have missed that as I haven't read all the posts on here.

not like the olden days here

https://fasabee.com/product/vintage-smiling-jesus-christ-playing-with-chickens-and-birds-flying-around-poster-canvas/

“Jesus with chickens” is a little vague. That’s Jesus with a bunch of cocks.

😱Eating anyone's pet is strongly contra-indicated, unless you are in a siege/famine situation.

I'll do what I want thanks

How would I know without reading?

I don't think threads on MN are for you. Perhaps you should read books that you have written yourself instead? You won't get offended of something doesn't read as you like it then.

Never mind the chickens op, you need to get your ducks in a row

Are they Peking ducks?

Depends on whether they were RTFT

Surely you mean "whether they've been peeking at the full thread"? 😂😂

I haven't RTWT but didn't want to scroll on by

Get a grip

Or they might have just been having a quick gander 😂

😂😂😂😂😂 comment of the day for me.

I just want people to read the bloody thread dates and stop resurrecting posts from years ago. Gets on my tits

I got a "thanks" for a post this week and thought my brains were fading as it didn't ring a bell.

I checked and my post was from 2014, so TEN YEARS AGO!!!
It was so old I had a User Name that I'd forgotten completely although I was impressed with my common sense advice from back then, now I just roll my eyes and think FFS

Not (yet) RTFT but came on to say that ‘chicken tikka messiah’ has absolutely made my day and I’ll be chortling at random intervals at inappropriate moments (possibly next to the free-range eggs at the supermarket).