To think I need a sex-hat?

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NCobligatory · 30/04/2024 11:56

I’ve woken up to lightly matted hair again and I find myself thinking that I don’t have the time to detangle this bird nest every time. Do I do I need a sex-hat? Is that even a thing?! How do other people avoid the nest of shame?

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Paralouise · 05/05/2024 09:56

AlmostAJillSandwich · 30/04/2024 21:51

This has made me feel better about my post sex hair lol.
Dry and down unstraightened i look like hagrid, so i have it tied up in a bun.
Have to fold the pillow funny under my neck to accomodate it, and it still comes half out the bobble like a bob ross helmet. Oh the shame. I slink off to the loo with the lights off for the post-shag wee and re-bun the hair to somewhat presentable again.

Ahhh an RE fan! When I thought mumsnet couldn't be more interesting! Hello!

TomJonesHuhhh · 05/05/2024 13:51

What's new Pussy-Hat?
Whoa

BettyBardMacDonald · 05/05/2024 16:04

TomJonesHuhhh · 05/05/2024 13:51

What's new Pussy-Hat?
Whoa

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muddyford · 05/05/2024 16:16

GerundTheBehemoth · 02/05/2024 05:38

Falcons, like most birds, don't have willies. When mating, the male just brings his cloaca (all-purpose orifice) into contact with the female's cloaca, and passes her his semen in this charmingly named 'cloacal kiss'. So I guess when his partner is the hat, he just 'kisses' a bit of it and the semem goes through one or more of the little holes. BTW the word 'cloaca' is pronounced 'cloh-AY-ka' and comes from the Latin word for drain. Sorry if this post is too sexy.

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Wildfowl mostly have willies, I suppose because shagging on the water makes your cloacal kiss rather unreliable for the continuation of ducks etc.

GerundTheBehemoth · 05/05/2024 18:36

muddyford · 05/05/2024 16:16

Wildfowl mostly have willies, I suppose because shagging on the water makes your cloacal kiss rather unreliable for the continuation of ducks etc.

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Yes indeed (absurdly huge ones in some cases). Ratites (ostriches etc) do as well, which I assume is for clumsiness reasons.

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