To think I need a sex-hat?

[NCobligatory]

I’ve woken up to lightly matted hair again and I find myself thinking that I don’t have the time to detangle this bird nest every time. Do I do I need a sex-hat? Is that even a thing?! How do other people avoid the nest of shame?

No falcons were involved in matting my hair.

It’s beginning to sound like matted sex hair is a me problem. Figures, my hair hates me.

Not just you, I had to cut a chunk out once as it was so matted I couldn't detangle it at all :( Worth it though!

Pop a shower cap on.
Not only keep your hair in place but it handy for any rogue liquid !

Weirdest sex stealth boast ever!

Isn't brushing/grooming ones hair/body a natural part of morning routine, sex or no sex

Thank you for ensuring today was not a total write off.

So did I, I opened this thread absolutely BURSTING to know what sort of hat it was going to be

It's been a very long time since a thread's had "classics" potential. Thank you OP and @TomJonesHuhhh.

Also thought the same... I had images of a peacock kind of ensemble that comes with instructions for a frisky little dance.
I'm not trying to derail the thread but if there was such a hat, where can it be purchased?
Interesting times in the bedroom ahead, DH's not going to know what's hit him

How about this as a look?



Bugger it didn't work. I was trying to post a photo of Ross' bald girlfriend from Friends.

Do you commonly shower before? You could always plait your hair at the side or do pigtails or something after your shower. It should reduce the issue quite a bit, and if you just do it as part of your routine you don't have to do the whole "One second whilst I just do my hair".

Well, yes, but that’s not sufficient to get the matting out. I have to put deep conditioner in to comb it out at times.

Just place marking while I go look for a sex hat on the internet

i sleep in a silk bonnet to protect my curls. You can too.

Plait your hair. Or get OH to do it for you.

I wear a bonnet most nights, keeps my hair smooth.

Ooh get me, I have sex on week nights!

Diamond shoes too tight as well are they? 🤣

@TomJonesHuhhh

Thank you. Needed a laugh. 😹

She could keep it in the penis beaker so it doesn’t get lost.

I read that in his voice.
Thank you for the earworm 😂

Thank you for this thread 😂
Sorry I don't know anything about sex hats though

How about this?

A quick google for “sex hat” brings up a depressing number of baseball caps

So I’m going to suggest one of those flowery swimming caps. Practical, hair taming and wipe clean. What more could you ask for?