To think I need a sex-hat?

[NCobligatory]

I’ve woken up to lightly matted hair again and I find myself thinking that I don’t have the time to detangle this bird nest every time. Do I do I need a sex-hat? Is that even a thing?! How do other people avoid the nest of shame?

I fear this is exactly what has happened with DP and my Blowjob Ponytail. Which is a problem when I need to tie my hair up to clean the loo, for example.

5 pages and no one has posted this?

Ahem

<Muses over millinery>
(Flick your) Beanie
Sombrer-oh
Hardhat
Bucket (fanny)
(reverse) cowboy
(go on) top hat

I amuse myself

I imagine them both just pissing themselves getting ready for this event.

"My hat is the ugliest hat I could find!"
"Mine too!"
"But no-one will say anything about it..."
"Because we're fucking princesses bitch"
Peals of mirth

Sex hat seems a reasonable solution, but what happens when you take it off? You’d be left with sex hat hat hair.

Then although people won’t be thinking:
that lass has sex hair

everyone will be thinking: that lass has sex hat hat hair

a true conundrum!

The one on the right looks like a tuna steak 🫣

Took the liberty to edit up a little before & after....🤣

She looks like she's stumbled into a warped version of Pokemon Go and isn't sure she should be there. Not sure I'd muster a smile with those on my head to be fair.

TomJonesHuhhh - Chapeau

Just cut your loses & go on top

Absolutely pissing myself that’s enough to send the old man flaccid & shell writing in he doesn’t fancy her anymore😂😂😂😂

😂

Oh into Classics, PLEASE!

Why? What qualifies it as a classic?

Because 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 it's up there with Penis Beaker

Separate bedrooms works for us and he’s not allowed in mine 😂

How about this

Why aren’t you showering after sex

How does the falcon wank bonnet actually work? Does it put its willy into one of the little holes? I confess I have no idea what size a falcon’s tallywhacker is.

Brilliant thread - really need a laugh today 🤣

Is this some sort of stealth brag? 😂 he’s banging me so hard my hair is clumping??? Or are we in ‘There’s something about Mary’ hair gel territory?

Bed time plats work for me when my hair is on the longer side.

Am I the only one that thought it was a hat you wanted to put on as a signal to OH you were up for some nooky.

Bit disappointed ngl 😔