To think I need a sex-hat?

[NCobligatory]

I’ve woken up to lightly matted hair again and I find myself thinking that I don’t have the time to detangle this bird nest every time. Do I do I need a sex-hat? Is that even a thing?! How do other people avoid the nest of shame?

Now you’re just showing off that you have sex. What age are you @NCobligatory?

Why does someone always have to bring up penis beaker? Uggh the image of that nasty glass on a bedside table or worse a penis using it.

Marry a bald man. No dubious headwear required.

Just be aware that sex hats are only 97% effective as contraception and you’ll need to use a secondary method.

OMG!

The Tom Jones song
The falcon

The photos

If this isn't a candidate for MN classics then I'll eat my sex hat

Oh man that made my day. 😂😂😂

I believe this is actually the 'back story' of Hilda Ogden. 🤔

And possibly Ena Sharples. 😱

Have morning sex OP. As soon as the deed is done, hop in the shower and condition before the matting has time to ingrain itself.

Or practice different positions.

Or use a swim hat.

Or keep your head still while sexing.

Put it in a plait.

Theb you can Pavlov him into associating plaits with sex and just whack one in to signal you are ready for sex.

This has made me feel better about my post sex hair lol.
Dry and down unstraightened i look like hagrid, so i have it tied up in a bun.
Have to fold the pillow funny under my neck to accomodate it, and it still comes half out the bobble like a bob ross helmet. Oh the shame. I slink off to the loo with the lights off for the post-shag wee and re-bun the hair to somewhat presentable again.

Please buy a bonnet.
Is the Mumsnet sex hat going to be like the penis cup?!

21… I have been for 20 odd years.@TheFoz

me too 🥴

How about one of these?

Isn't that what these are?
Royal Sex Hat Line.

Wrong. A thread worthy of CLASSICS was on here yesterday. 'Shall I call my daughter Jimberly after my grandfather Jim?' The thread was brilliant, full of hilarious responses. (On the Baby Names Forum.)

This thread is not a 'must put in Classics' thread. Not even close. Sex hat? 'What can I do with my nest of shame after sex?' Really..... I can't even muster a titter at this thread. 😐

Oh god. This reminded me of an ex who used to sleep in a hair net to keep his barnet tidy.
It was NOT sexy. 😬

Humour is subjective, I didn’t find the Jimberly thread very funny, it was forced hilarity, which was mildly amusing,

My 92 year old aunt swears that a pair of clean underwear worn on the head at night keeps her hair immaculately styled !

Well it made me laugh from the very first post.
Maybe its because I've had the same issue as the OP in the past.

I have silk pillowcases now. Brilliant for my menopausal head. 🥵

Now THAT could definitely function as a sex hat. 😂

What about something like this? Novelty Drinking Helmet Hat Beer Game Drink Can Holder Soda Hen Party Stag Do UK | eBay

You'd need to fashion some kind of chin strap, but think how useful it would be! You could have wine, or vodka and coke, or even a cold beverage on one side and a warm one on the other (if your DH likes that sort of sex thing).

And you wouldn't even have to put your cup of tea down for five minutes that way.

Five minutes, now who’s humble bragging!

😱😱😱

Love your sex hat song @TomJonesHuhhh