To think I need a sex-hat?

[NCobligatory]

I’ve woken up to lightly matted hair again and I find myself thinking that I don’t have the time to detangle this bird nest every time. Do I do I need a sex-hat? Is that even a thing?! How do other people avoid the nest of shame?

I wasn't finding this thread amusing until I saw the Tom Jones song 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Agree @exomoon
The Jimberley thread was no more amusing than any other baby name thread.

A shit load of fancy feathers?

As someone with hair that tangles and matts easily I have done the R&D for you OP and can confirm that a silk pillowcase is answer

A silk hat/bonnet might fly off in a moment of vigorous passion but a silk pillowcase does not

Just don't go with silk sheets as well or you might fly off the bed

@JesusMaryAndJosephAndTheWeeDon

Eeeek! The static that would generate …

Depending on what your after, you need to wear one of these to boldly signify that you are 'in the mood'...

To be fair, three and a half minutes of that is persuading the geriatric cat to not take it as an invitation for an everybody together cuddle and fuss session.

Typed whilst she is sat between us in the dark, gazing adoringly at me, purring and shoving her ginger womble nose into my hand...

Modified for clandestine nights of passion.

@GerundTheBehemoth That link is so disappointing - I was expecting at least some kind of realistic/stuffed facsimile of a falcon, not something that looks like you'd sieve soil through it!

@NCobligatory and @everythinglooksbetterpaintedblack I should think this will be such a turn off an effective contraceptive so no further hat-wearing needed

Oh this entire exchange has made me very happy 🤣😂🤣

Effective contraception yeah.

Obviously not as she wouldn't be getting tangled hair with that on! Or sex obviously!! 🙄🤣🤣

I'm trying to switch off / wind down after a stressful evening working late. Thank you @TomJonesHuhhh for this. Cheered me right up!

Something like this perhaps?

Well now these pictures make sense. I thought it was a decoration thing...

Just don't go with silk sheets as well or you might fly off the bed

No you won't. I have tested my silk sheets and pillowcases extensively. Obviously just in the interests of science.

Dutch cap?

I've got to say the Falcon Wank Hat revealed a hitherto unsuspected corner of human activity - and, indeed, human-bird activity - in the way that only Mumsnet can 🤯

I mean, why do falcons fuck colander-like hats anyway? And how the hell did someone find this out??

Sorry about your post-coital barnet, OP 😂

This is what I thought of too!

Thanks vipers, we learn something new here every day!

This thread made me laugh a lot!

I'm very late to the ChatGpt game but will let AI have a word.

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Ha, like this:

Is that you Boris? 😂