To have eaten 10 creme eggs today?

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I don't know how it happened

Had one at 11am and liked it so much I had another.

One when walking the dog then another when I came back to warm me up with tea.

Two when watching a crap film, the repeat for Netflix

Then two must've jumped into my mouth

I ate a six pack of quavers followed by ten crème eggs the other night.

Creme eggs have shrunk, they’re the size of mini eggs these days!

Followed by a massive salad?

Hilarious. That's fucking grotesque greed!

YUBU cos they're so mank. If you like them however, crack on and enjoy!

Two bites and they're gone. It's practically the same as having a bag of sweets. 😂

And that is why I don’t count calories to lose weight !

That made me proper snort!

I only count 8 in your post. When did you eat the other 2?
Or are you trying to pull the wool, eh eh? 😂

That's only 8 op, you have another 2 kicking about somewhere.

Best find them and stuff your face more or else the gluttonous greed diabetes sugar gang will have to rework all their calculations to mathematically prove how grotesque you are.

My fat arse has decided they are about a third of the size they used to be so, realistically, 10 is only just over 3 in real terms anyway, and 3 creme eggs is nothing.

I really couldn’t eat 10 creme eggs but I could easily polish off 10 Reese’s eggs.

And it wouldn’t take me a whole day to do it! 😋

I want a creme egg now!!!lol🤣

I don't even like chocolate 🫣

As it's an Easter ish post can I mention that I ate 5 hot cross buns 16 years ago in a Tesco's car park, I was vvvv pregnant at the time. OP well done 👏🏻 For anybody concerned about my HbA1c etc all good and I lost my baby weight last year 🤣

Wish I could afford it!

Life goals 😁 seriously I admire your chutzpah

Haha awesome! I had 3 dime bars yesterday. Would've had 12 if they'd been in the building.
Everyone's got their vice!
I've never been mad on cream eggs though. I'm more a Cadbury mini egg fan. Backed a family pack of those the other week in 2 days. Haha.

I think I love you, OP

I do like a creme egg but prefer the caramel filled ones. My tongue gets to work on those bad boys.

YABU, op. I have been ill all day and am now in the throes of yet another sleepless night. My DH went out specifically to get me some chocolate to help cheer me up and I couldn’t even manage one square. The YABU is for flaunting your choc-eating skills. 😂

You know what I find sad?
When I was a kid in the 70's/80's creme eggs were bigger and the chocolate had no palm oil in it so it didn't taste greasy.
I used to like cadburys mini eggs until they went greasy.

I am not a fan of creme eggs, they are too sweet

but if you like them and enjoy them, not unreasonable to eat 11 although would have been better if you had one more. then would have been a nice round dozen.

What a waste. Up his bum! Does he think he’s a hen?

Ohhhhh I love a creme egg. I have moved to Sweden and they don't do them here. Easter eggs are both really a thing. Well done OP.

If it was every day then yes that would be binge eating and dangerously unhealthy.

But a one off? Enjoy them! I have had days like this where I have something in bulk and cannot stop going back for more. I know I have no self control so I don't buy multi packs or share bags or anything that is more than one serving if it is just for myself because I absolutely cannot be trusted 😂

Unless you are trying to be funny, it sounds like a cry for help.