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To have eaten 10 creme eggs today?

389 replies

timegoesbysoso · 23/03/2024 23:59

I don't know how it happened

Had one at 11am and liked it so much I had another.

One when walking the dog then another when I came back to warm me up with tea.

Two when watching a crap film, the repeat for Netflix

Then two must've jumped into my mouth

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Gulbekian · 24/03/2024 00:13

Judystilldreamsofhorses · 24/03/2024 00:10

My teeth hurt just reading this.

Mine too 😂

BedRot · 24/03/2024 00:15

Ooh, I’m dieting and jealous of your abandon. Also assume you must feel pretty rubbish by now though. Drink plenty of water and have a proper meal with protein to help stabilise your blood sugar. Not your fault they jumped into your mouth.

AutumnalLeaves38 · 24/03/2024 00:15

Question is, OP, what's your preferred method of actually eating a creme egg?

That sorts out the amateurs from the pros!

I like to bite off the top, suck up the fondant, then nibble my way down the chocolate shell.

My weirdo ex used to cut his in half (yes, really) 😮

Viviennemary · 24/03/2024 00:15

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mondaytosunday · 24/03/2024 00:16

I love crème eggs and am pretty greedy but I am impressed!

Pussygaloregalapagos · 24/03/2024 00:17

I bought a box of 10 stupidly and put them in my bedside table. Have been having one or two as a bedtime snack, one or two in the night (to avoid night starvation - couldn’t be arsed to make ovaltine😅) and one or two in the mornings. There is only one left. I actually don’t fancy it tonight and will try not to buy more. I have enjoyed the gluttony though!

A sigh of success in many nations is getting very fat….. well not so much England…. And definitely not Japan… but some places….

Spoonthief · 24/03/2024 00:18

Fellow creme egg lover here and I admire you for it ! No number is too many !

SloaneStreetVandal · 24/03/2024 00:19

I think you need to eat another two and make it the dozen. Ten doesn't 'feel' quite right, you know? 🤔 (ps you'll be shitting through the eye of a needle tomorrow 😂).

ThePotholeHelpline · 24/03/2024 00:19

That's 8

CanNeverThinkOfAName · 24/03/2024 00:20

This would have easily happened to me on quite a few occasions recently if the DC hadn’t got to them before I could finish them. A box has jumped into my trolley every time I’ve done the shopping over the last few weeks! Love them but prefer the caramel ones.

LawksALordyMyBottomsOnFire · 24/03/2024 00:21

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That's Mumsnet for you though.

Grown women giggling about binge eating, and others fainting at the thought of anything more than a small salad per day.

Dinnerlady12 · 24/03/2024 00:21

It's impressive. But not as impressive as this guy.

To have eaten 10 creme eggs today?
Spoonthief · 24/03/2024 00:22

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Not really a binge. It was over the course of the day and a change from the usual cheese so probs a one off.

WibblyWobblyWeeble · 24/03/2024 00:23

Crikey, and I thought I was a glutton for eating a 6 pack of quavers in bed

DiscoBeat · 24/03/2024 00:23

I'm impressed, I can't even eat a whole one - they're so sweet!

retinolalcohol · 24/03/2024 00:25

I'm like this with Victoria sponge cake - only if it's with buttercream though, rather than fresh.

I don't buy it often because if it's there I have to keep going back all day eating more and more until eventually I've eaten a whole cake by myself Grin

VirtualRealitee · 24/03/2024 00:25

Spoonthief · 24/03/2024 00:22

Not really a binge. It was over the course of the day and a change from the usual cheese so probs a one off.

If eating the equivalent of 60 teaspoons of sugar in a day isn't a binge, what do you consider binge eating to be?

WibblyWobblyWeeble · 24/03/2024 00:25

Plus the last two jumped into her mouth so not her doing at all.

12gum · 24/03/2024 00:26

I’ve had 2 oreo eggs and a chocolate cookie today (plus normal meals) and deeply regret it as I’ve spent the last hour throwing up stomach acid. If you feel okay, no harm done, just don’t do it again

12gum · 24/03/2024 00:26

Oreo eggs as in the ones the same size as a creme egg, not big Easter eggs

AutumnalLeaves38 · 24/03/2024 00:28

Dinnerlady12 · 24/03/2024 00:21

It's impressive. But not as impressive as this guy.

@Dinnerlady12 ShockGrin

Safxxx · 24/03/2024 00:28

Well they have shrunk so much 10 is sufficient lol 😂😂

SloaneStreetVandal · 24/03/2024 00:29

12gum · 24/03/2024 00:26

Oreo eggs as in the ones the same size as a creme egg, not big Easter eggs

Two oreo eggs is the equivalant of one mars bar or snickers. That and one cookie really shouldn't have had you vomiting!

SnowFrogJelly · 24/03/2024 00:31

🤢

TimeFlysWhenYoureHavingRum · 24/03/2024 00:36

10 creme eggs and some plums... Are you the Hungry Catapillar??