Yum yum

[NoddyfromToytown]

To share with you my delicious takeaway… yes that is for one person and yes that is a parmo 👌🏼

@Fartooold that's hilarious. A victim of your own success

@Bjorkdidit lol. It absolutely isn't. Two children maybe or two people that aren't hungry.

@mydogisthebest I'm going to assume you didn't mean to be so derogatory to northerners and it's not written in that tone but otherwise you need to get over yourself.

so many northerners seem incapable of eating anything without gravy on it - you say that like it's a bad thing.

I’m sure OP is sat with her flat cap on and her whippet next to her

Because there are so many attention seekers who use Mumsnet, that think AIBU is Mumsnet because it gets “the most traffic”.

Topics that would barely be of interest in Chat (which incidentally gets tons of traffic) now litter this board, because AIBU is seen as the “headline slot” section of Mumsnet and they want the most attention.

I could have eaten all that at one time but not now, since I've adjusted my eating, and I wouldn't want to now either. I'd feel like shit after. Plus that donner meat doesn't look nice at all, I always ask for it to be sliced thinly and well done.

Aye, we all eat our tea with ferrets up our troosers while our whippets sit next to us in flat caps 🙄

I can't stand doner meat but the rest looks good 🤤

And with that username 🤣🤣🤣

The title of this thread made me think it was about the Mikado😂😂😂

You think the highest thing is sugar? Surely it is more fatty than sweet? So the joke would be - heart attack / stroke in a box?

Refined carbs are sugar. But yes, your arteries will not thank you.

It snot like this is what she eats all day every day.

This may come as a shock to you, but some people are actually capable of living their lives in a normal, flexible way rather than sticking to rigid and restrictive rules. Plenty of people eat healthily 95% of the time but still enjoy the odd takeaway.

JillyTheJinx · Today 09:13

The title of this thread made me think it was about the Mikado😂😂😂

I thought it was going to be about the pastries 😂

Hardly rigid not wanting to eat that!

Same 😂
Except maybe the pizza. I'd eat that. That slimy looking stuff on the bottom left has made me feel a bit queasy (sorry OP) 🫣

Another one disappointed this isn't about donuts. Specifically, Lidl yum yums 😋

I could probably eat that, but my stomach wouldn't thank me. I seem to have a reaction to oily food, even 'good' oil. But it looks dirtily delicious. Hope you enjoyed it OP and are indeed still enjoying it this morning😁

It's one meal
What's with all the I couldn't shit after it and fibre questions
Not every meal has to be a perfectly balanced one

It is a bad thing because gravy is vile and pointless.

Why on earth do people pour a liquid over food and ruin it? Nice crisp roast potatoes and yorkshire pudding but lets ruin it by making it soggy.

As for gravy and chips - disgusting and vile.

It seems that northerners can't eat food unless it is soggy, like baby food and tastes of gravy.

I want my food to taste of what it is and be crisp if it is meant to be. I have teeth I don't need to eat soggy food

Is that brown stuff seaweed?

Jesus, always one isn't there

You enjoy op! Never heard of a parmo but now want to try one 😆
Ex food safety EHO here an I've seen doner kebabs made too many times.....never had one since, so I'd never put that into my body.
But the rest is dirty delish!

No. That would be relatively healthy. I thought it was pasta but apparently it's donner kebab meat.

That food looks highly unappetizing, and surely must be for two people to share, I would have thought.

So don’t you eat any soggy food? So you don’t put milk on cereal? How do you eat all? Dry

Also I’ve had to have maxiofacial surgery and I have to have soft food, unfortunately mashed potato ( one food I can actually eat without screaming in pain) goes cold really quickly unless I pour hot gravy on it!