Yum yum

[NoddyfromToytown]

To share with you my delicious takeaway… yes that is for one person and yes that is a parmo 👌🏼

Diabetes in a box. Convenient!

Yes, it’s awfully common to acquire diabetes from one takeaway.

It literally says in the OP that it's for one person.

It is actually a banquet box and will feed a party of 30.

I love the proudness of this comment. I bow at your superiority. All hail @PooSniffer

Loving the comments so far. MNers, you never disappoint. 😅

Hope you're enjoying your takeaway @NoddyfromToytown

The lighting isn't helping TBF

Hand on heart I couldn't work out what 3/4 of that stuff was and it all looks horrible

Nah. Sorry. Teessider here and I love a parmo but that looks brutal 😂

Haha I’m a size 6 with a 26 inch waist and I exercise 5 times a week. The odd takeaway isn’t going to kill me is it

I’d eat the pizza, would give the Parmo a go, but only tripple cooked chips get my vote.
The brown stuff, perhaps it’s the lighting, but no.

Is that squid ink pappardelle in the bottom left corner?

It wouldn’t be my choice but I definitely need to try Parmo! Goes off to Pinterest to find Parmo recipe. Hope you enjoyed it OP.

What and you choose to eat that? Seems a bit at odds.

Why?

pheeew I thought I was the only one!

Absolutely doesn’t appeal to me, but if people only did/ate/enjoyed what I like it would be a very, very different world. Good luck and Bon appetit to you OP. I salute you. Enjoy.

Sorry OP I love a nice takeaway but that looks disgusting 🫣 I wouldn't want to eat any of that.
I love that someone thought the doner kebab meat was squid ink paparadell- peak mumsnet 😣😁😁😁

Well the other two would seem healthy and, I would be about the same myself, but I put healthy eating in the same camp/bracket/lifestyle. It seems a bit of a discordant choice.
Could I eat it? Yes.
Would I order and eat it? No, and I don’t think I’d particularly enjoy it.
I did have a big fat roast dinner today so no doubt had the same fat and calories. Perhaps the lack of colour and veg… get some salad with that doner.

Edit to say I was answering your ‘why’

This thread would be good for a round of MN bingo. I don't think I've seen anyone mention a massive salad yet (but it's only a matter of time). Or double carbs? 😂

Yes because it’s a well known fact that slim people eat nothing but lettuce.

If you wish you can refer to my reasoning above.

It's a lot of food for a five year old.

YANBU

Me neither!

I would eat the chips. Not sure what the rest is, but it doesn't look appealing, sorry