Mishearing song lyrics

[Freeasabird76]

Just listened to Beyonce-texas hold emto have genuinely believed she was singing "Fuck Alexa" 😂.Anybody else got lyrics wrong?

A lot of people get this one but Golden brown. For years I thought it was "Lays me down, with my mancheerons". And thought what the fuck is a mancheeron?!

Hes singing "lays me down, with my mind, she runs" 🙄

Loads but I’d have to name change as I tell my friends my misheard lyrics! A couple of my more anonymous ones:

Katrina and the Waves, Walking on Sunshine: “'Cause I just can't wait till you ride me, you're coming around”

Shania Twain, That Don’t Impress Me Much:
”I cant believe you kiss your cock at night.”

I did the Shania one too @JellyIegs and I was about 10 when it came out, all innocent but still knowing what it meant so I was horrified they allowed it on the radio

the other one was Alanis morrissette you oughta know - instead of the cross I bear that you gave to me, I thought it was cross eyed bear. I thought it was some weird cuddly toy her ex had given her!

Cross-eyed bear 😂 I’ll have to listen for that.

You're not alone there! Oops 🤫

My lover's got no money, he's got his tromboleeze

This song too but we say trampoline! 😁

Feel like a womble ds was sure...

As a child I thought Madonna had a song called Poppadom Bridge (= Papa Don't Preach)

Herman's Hermits - She's A Must To Avoid: always sounds like "she's a muscular boy". Also their song Two Silhouettes: "let me in or else I'll beat down your door" - it sounds much more like 'wee' rather than 'beat'!

Four Seasons - Let's Hang On: apparently, the lyrics are "give me a second turning" but Frankie V very clearly sings "give me a feckin' turnip"!

I always heard 'everybody needs a bosom for a pillow'
as
'everybody needs a bosom, armadillo'

Taylor Swift 22 it feels like a perfect night to dress up like hamsters. *

*hipsters

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille. Four hundred children and a dog with no wheels.
Cracks me up every time .....

I always mis hear 'bright young women, sick of swimming..' from The Little Mermaids part of your world as 'pregnant women sick of swimming'.

Hahaha love it, will now sing it this way from now on!

Mine is cotton eye Joe, I thought it was cocknye (cockney with an accent) Joe 🤣

My love ain’t got no money he’s got his trumbolese (strong beliefs) 😂😂

Oops for those that don't know it's actually...four hungry children and a crop in the field.

Peter Kay!!!!

Bohemian rhapsody

beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard

I thought Taylor Swift was singing about "Starbucks lovers" in Blank Space.

And I'm also a member of the 'tromboleeze' club...!

Roy Orbison: "I drove all night, and crapped in your room... is that alright?"

These are all hilarious 🤣

That is 😂

Lay a Wispa** on my pillow (must have been love)
Might as well face it you're as thick as you look (addicted to love)
Santa baby, stick a saber under the tree for me
Love lift us up where we belong, where the eagles fry on a mountain high
Young girl with eyes like potatoes (La Isla Bonita)

reach out and touch me instead of reach out and touch faith