To say F** OFF!!

[zunchie]

Maybe I'm overacting but I don't think I am. The other day I was at a cafe with my friend (31F) and I was pouting my lips when she looked at me and said 'that reminds me' and started applying chapstick. I was a bit confused by this but then I realised what she meant and I was very angry. But then yesterday we went out again and I can't remember the conversation but I stuck my teeth out in a funny way and she looked me up and down and said in a smug voice 'I need to book my dentist appointment' and she set a reminder in her calendar. Am I overreacting or is this not on? And how do I approach it without sounding paranoid?

Only in the Sistine!

No, it's hilarious. 😂The OP can't be for real, but I'm still laughing over the teeth, (what is that saying about 'if the wind changes you'll be stuck like that'? Well, the OP came close to having her teeth sticking out for ever). This beats whinging about Kate still being off sick hands down. Talk about living in a parallel universe...

This thread has been hilarious, and this just sums it up. 😂

That reminds me, I must book my Shih Tzu in for grooming.

Fucking hell, I've only read a few OP comments and hope the friend runs for the hills.

It’s sounds like a big misunderstanding, I don’t think your friend meant anything bad by her comments in the cafe?

I think you should apologise to your friend and return the glasses.

Me too, well, my Cava-tzu.

Well no… but recently in a Gail’s somewhere naice I saw a very Botox, filler type woman, but it looked awful. No mate with her.

OP are you telling the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth about what happened in Greggs?

Think that ship has sailed.

Well this has made my evening 😄
My husband just sneezed and as an experiment I said "that reminds me, I must book my nose job"
He has now filed for divorce so I guess you're not being totally unreasonable OP if you've only blocked her.

With Katys glasses on it

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Wowzers!

😂😂😂😂😂😂 righto

So sorry

but also 😆

This is the best thing I've ever read on mumsnet.

😂😂😂

Why are the glasses being held hostage?

@TyrannasaurusJex 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I got proper side-eye from DH for bursting out laughing. Blocking him babes, no one needs that.

@Stressyfab ugh - because she’s not their lapdog!

That reminds me, must read the full thread 😬😋😊🙃

She doesn't want to see her former mate so poor K* (who is a completely innocent bystander in this) is going to be visually impaired for a bit until she can get to the opticians 🤓

@DontLeanOnTheKeyboard I’ve read it!
Understand it? Nope! 😂

Wait. What?!?

im so confused. You said yourself you stuck your teeth out in a funny way?

she hasn’t been horrid. She’s said no bad names to you. Something you’ve done have reminded her of stuff.

like eh?!??

Your replies are getting stranger and stranger

I also would think it was nicer to reminded of Chapstick, rather than lip filler, which I would take as an insult

I’d rather be ugly looking with a heart of gold…..

This really

yoir replies are really weird

but hysterical though. 😂. If my friend called me ugly I wouldn’t be friends with her again.