For a billion quid tax free would you...

[LindaHamilton]

Just some funny escapism we played at work today, please don't take this thread seriously or go pc on me, it's just fun... You can say yes to them all or individually give a yes/no and why.

`1. Go on Jeremy Kyle with your family (no kids under 18), it's all scripted but it's utter humiliation and you can never tell any1 it was all fake. It's going to be really dramatic and memorable. So think really humiliating stuff like you and your mum are fighting over a 17 year old lover and you and your mum/sister having to be restrained in a physical fight...

2... Organise a massive family gathering (no kids allowed) with all your friends for a birthday and humiliate yourself...think dancing on floor and doing Britney by wearing a short skirt and nothing under and flashing your boobs, trying it on with all the men there, trying to do dirty dancing on the floor and so on totally disgracing yourself. If anybody tries to stop you then you make a huge Eastenders style scene. Again utter humiliation and you can never tell anybody except your husband/partner it was for money.

3... Do a porno.

4.. Spend 3 years in jail.

5...Move to USA with your partner and kids/grandkids and never being allowed anymore contact with parents/siblings/friends ever again. You can say goodbye to them but no contact ever again.

6...Not be allowed to see your kids for 1 year, they are well looked after but 0 contact for a year.

7... Write a really homophobic/racist/misogyny/ misandry /anti semitic and so on status on social media and never being allowed to say you did it for the money.

I'm thinking something like fraud as not that long a sentence so it probably wouldn't be social suicide.

I would absolutely shit myself in public every week for a billion. Or a million.

As for having sex, I’d have sex (using a condom) with absolutely anybody for a billion pounds.

LOL, funny thread.

Jeremy Kyle, haha. Probably. If anyone watched me then I'd be like, OK then so you are hardly a cerebral genius watching that shite, who's worse? I'd rather do Gerry Springer!

Number 2 I've done a billion times over.

The porno, yes but only with someone fit and no bum fun/ pain etc.

All the others I guess so except moving to the states and never being allowed to speak to my family again. (well, only my Mum but I couldn't leave her)

1-4: sure, sounds like a laugh. And lucrative enough to change my identity afterwards!

5: I'd do that for free.

6: There are days when I'd do that for free, too.

7: The only morally difficult one. Depends what the offending comment was, I guess.

With number 2 it's utter humiliation at another level, think very sexual stuff in front of all your friends and family...it's not standard drunken behaviour. It's 100 times worse.

4 5 and 6 are the hardest I think. I wouldn't want to do them for any amount of money.

The others, no problem. I'd do number 2 for £500 😅

@LindaHamilton But I reaaallly neeed the money. LOL?

I think for number 2 if you were a woman and had previous good character people would think you were having a mental breakdown. Same with 7.

With a billion you could arrange a 'sorry' party, get a hypnotist and erase all their memories.

Sorted.

Oh gross. You just know they’d all be really slobbery. I hate to say this but it would have to be Farage. Johnson and Trump are well known shaggers and would probably be grunting all over you for ages, but I reckon Farage is a two pump chump so at least it would be over and done with quickly.

I'm pretty sure I've done a scaled down version of this before 😬🙈 for a billion pounds, it's a no brainer 😅

For 7 it's absolute hate against eery group going, using massive slurs and so on. You are at the level of Hitler in number 7.

@LindaHamilton People would think I had a mental breakdown you say? If I wasn't having one they'd be alarmed. Is she breathing? haha.
So yeah, number 2 is quite an easy yes for me.

`1. Go on Jeremy Kyle with your family - No

2... Humiliation at a massive family gathering. - Yes, we'd probably all laugh about it in a few months time

3... Do a porno. - No

4.. Spend 3 years in jail - No

5...Move to USA with your partner and kids and never being allowed anymore contact - No

6...Not be allowed to see your kids for 1 year, they are well looked after but 0 contact for a year. - No

7... Write a racist/ homophobic / misogynistic etc.... post - Yes, but does it have to be in my own name?

I feel like you’ve given this waaaaay too much thought, now feeling a bit sick 🤣

Although currently watching football and my major man crush (Rob Edwards, Luton Town) is on - cleansing my mind quite nicely. I’d give every penny I have in return for a night with him!

Where ever do you work to have such conversations 🤣🤣 don't think I could do any!

We always crap talk at work

Yes to all except not seeing my kids, in order of preference... 342157

A billion quid, the life I could give my kids with that holds alot more value than my family who barely bother to see him. I'm not very popular and one of those unnoticed people, no one would care what I was getting up to or even know it was me really.

But I'd never sacrifice my child for anything.

Edit to say I didn't take into account that being in prison would keep me from my child too. I don't care about the prison bit but would care about losing my child

I’d do all of them. The worst would be and no kids for a year or jail for 3 years (that’s a long time and would rarely see kids or partner for it) . But my kids would think a year (or 3) apart would be well worth their split of a billion and I don’t think they’re wrong.

No to all of them!
But I’m in a very secure financial position and if I was on the breadline I’d forgo pride and dignity and morals to put food on the table for my kids.

No.

None of them.

I’ve done it for a pint and a packet of nuts in the past tbf 😂

So refreshing to see honesty like that