For a billion quid tax free would you...

[LindaHamilton]

Just some funny escapism we played at work today, please don't take this thread seriously or go pc on me, it's just fun... You can say yes to them all or individually give a yes/no and why.

`1. Go on Jeremy Kyle with your family (no kids under 18), it's all scripted but it's utter humiliation and you can never tell any1 it was all fake. It's going to be really dramatic and memorable. So think really humiliating stuff like you and your mum are fighting over a 17 year old lover and you and your mum/sister having to be restrained in a physical fight...

2... Organise a massive family gathering (no kids allowed) with all your friends for a birthday and humiliate yourself...think dancing on floor and doing Britney by wearing a short skirt and nothing under and flashing your boobs, trying it on with all the men there, trying to do dirty dancing on the floor and so on totally disgracing yourself. If anybody tries to stop you then you make a huge Eastenders style scene. Again utter humiliation and you can never tell anybody except your husband/partner it was for money.

3... Do a porno.

4.. Spend 3 years in jail.

5...Move to USA with your partner and kids/grandkids and never being allowed anymore contact with parents/siblings/friends ever again. You can say goodbye to them but no contact ever again.

6...Not be allowed to see your kids for 1 year, they are well looked after but 0 contact for a year.

7... Write a really homophobic/racist/misogyny/ misandry /anti semitic and so on status on social media and never being allowed to say you did it for the money.

I wouldnt do 3, 4, 5 or 6 for anything in the world.

I'd consider the others.

Yes, my youngest GC is disadvantaged by her health conditions and I'd do it to set her up. Tbh £500k would be a starting offer.

I genuinely think I'd eat dog shit for a 100k so absolutely yes to all of yours for a billion lol.

Everything except going to prison and not seeing my kids.

Goodbye everyone else 😂 (parents are dead)

''The comment (7) would be misandry.''

for 7 the thread is a hate fuelled status containing every group, not just men. Highly offensive slurs used too.

I’d do all three together for a million 🤣 not even joking when that’s more than 6x the value of my house 🤣

Wait! Can I take my dog to USA? If i can't no, keep your filthy billion.

No none of them. Yikes

I'll have sex with anyone for £10k

When I think of some of the sex I’ve had for free I’d be inclined to agree 🤣

Easy to say when it's not real, if a billion was on hand it might be much harder.

I would do most of them for £1billion. I wouldn't spend time in prison and I wouldn't go to the USA with or without any family members for any reason. My daughter lives overseas and we have gone for a year without seeing each other during the pandemic - it wasn't nice not seeing her for so long, but the world didn't end.

😂

I don't think I could.
Which is surprising for me because I've slept with some right horrors 😂

The slurs might be an issue. But let's face it, support Palestine and you are anti semitic. Have an opinion on Islam and you are racist. Speak against two men hiring a woman to give birth and you are homophobic. It isn't difficult to get labled these days.
I don't have older male relatives/parents etc.

Only after plenty of drinks of course 🤣 the number of kids and wives the first two have had suggests there must be something going for them…

I wouldn't do any of them either.

Why can't people believe that your dignity and integrity are more important? Life is too short and precarious to risk missing any of it with your family, friends kids etc

I am stuck working 6 days a week and still skint so maybe that's why I'd say yes to them...

I’d do a porno… wouldn’t do any of the others.

wait, a billion?

I’d do all of the pens that don’t risk or eliminate relationships with my children or family.

Yeah, why not, I can close my eyes & have an active enough imagination 😂

I've had to jump in here. I'd let them all at me at the same time for a billion.

OP I'd do Jeremy Kyle, the embarrassing family gathering and the Porno. I was against the porno until other posters gave their rationale and i was swayed.

When can I have my billion please? I quite fancy Boris and Farage anyway.

Ah, well.if drink and drugs are on the table, then I'm coming around to your way of thinking. 😂

I'm sure a billion would greatly improve the relationships between you and your family haha, they'd love you...

Fair enough! Maybe I would then but I dunno. Have big money worries at the moment but even still....

Maybe easy to say if you couldn’t do a lot of them, but no I’m not even tempted