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Aibu to think "panty liners" should be re-named?

239 replies

musroomsontoast · 28/01/2024 12:17

I'd be happy with "pant liners", but I'm open to other suggestions.

To me, the word "panties" is either a sexualised or infantilised version of the word "pants". I cringe when I see it on supermarket products.

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MrsCarson · 28/01/2024 14:22

NoTouch · 28/01/2024 12:44

In the context of liners I can't get my panties in a twist over it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Me neither, not sexual in anyway to me.
In the US I heard getting panties in a wad, not a twist. Could have been regional I suppose.
I never called underwear panties, everyone wore undies in our house.

Perhapsanorhertimewouldbebetter · 28/01/2024 14:29

Paper and plastic pollution?
That's pretty much what all one use sanitary/discharge/hygiene products are.
Period pants (the ones designed for the lighter flow) are a good alternative.

Phineyj · 28/01/2024 14:32

DH calls them "laundry slugs" due to their water absorbing properties when accidentally put in the machine.

Jellybean23 · 28/01/2024 14:35

Drawer liners?

Dreamweaving · 28/01/2024 14:39

Brief kerchief? Gusset Guardian ? Pant protector ?

YankSplaining · 28/01/2024 14:39

PuppyMonkey · 28/01/2024 12:51

Americans probably think we’re weirdos for saying knickers tbf. Grin

I do love their daft “panty hose” though, as opposed to boring old tights

Edited

Yeah, a little bit. 😄 A lot of younger American women hate “panties,” though.

I say “nylons” if they’re sheer, “tights” if they’re opaque.

Ericaequites · 28/01/2024 14:46

Pantyhose in America are transparent and 10 denier; tights are thicker from 30-100+ denier. They are too different things now going extinct. No one wants to see my pork fat colored legs.

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 28/01/2024 14:49

Wingedharpy · 28/01/2024 12:18

Would gusset pads or fanny hammocks work for you?😉

😂😂

musroomsontoast · 28/01/2024 14:53

Jellybean23 · 28/01/2024 14:35

Drawer liners?

But drawer liners are scented sheets of paper used to make your underwear drawer smell nice, so that could get confusing.

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itsgettingweird · 28/01/2024 14:55

WildFlowerBees · 28/01/2024 12:29

Knicker sticker

😂😂😂

Was not expecting to see that suggestion crop up 🤣

Grendell · 28/01/2024 14:58

Pee Pads

DonnaBanana · 28/01/2024 14:59

Hankerchuffs gets my vote

Strictlymad · 28/01/2024 15:01

Dothefandangos · 28/01/2024 12:39

Fanny-juice sponge? Any better?

That made me giggle 🤣

IncompleteSenten · 28/01/2024 15:02

Lovemusic82 · 28/01/2024 12:47

Fanny plasters?

I think just calling them ‘liners’ is fine, everyone knows what they are for, I mean ‘sanitary towel’ doesn’t really suggest a product used to go in your knickers either.

Quite.ive never dried my hands on one by accident

IncompleteSenten · 28/01/2024 15:02

Or on purpose.

delphi13 · 28/01/2024 15:03

Meem321 · 28/01/2024 13:09

Discharge doilies?

This wins for me!

WildFlowerBees · 28/01/2024 15:03

Whatever they're called they should have a warning attached that says, they don't actually stick and will end up concertinaed up your bum.

Lastandfirst · 28/01/2024 15:07

My dd once called one a ‘knicker sticker’
I quite like that

WestendVBroadway · 28/01/2024 15:09

Meem321 · 28/01/2024 13:09

Discharge doilies?

I love that, how about Fanny Fluid Flannel?
Aside from that I have no problem with the word Panty. How the fook is it sexualised?

maudelovesharold · 28/01/2024 15:09

WildFlowerBees · 28/01/2024 15:03

Whatever they're called they should have a warning attached that says, they don't actually stick and will end up concertinaed up your bum.

Not if you stick them far enough forward in your knickers to actually do their job! If you place them centrally over the gusset, they’re too far back, ime!

a222 · 28/01/2024 15:15

Wingedharpy · 28/01/2024 12:18

Would gusset pads or fanny hammocks work for you?😉

HAHA! fanny hammocks is what i’m calling them from now on, cheers x

AppleDumplingWithCustard · 28/01/2024 15:17

I think the most revolting term I’ve heard for knickers was the repulsive James Haskell recently referring to them as mackerel hammocks. 🤮

TinDogTavern · 28/01/2024 15:18

I've never understood the point of panty liners. Surely that's what your actual gusset is for? misses point

Anyway. Panties is the worst word in the history of ever.

Lovemusic82 · 28/01/2024 15:20

TinDogTavern · 28/01/2024 15:18

I've never understood the point of panty liners. Surely that's what your actual gusset is for? misses point

Anyway. Panties is the worst word in the history of ever.

They are for discharge, some people get a lot more than others 😬. I tend to use them as I am finishing my period or if I’m just spotting, as I’m getting older I spot a lot more. Never used them when i was younger.

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