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Ready yourself for the Citizen's Army

255 replies

ChedderGorgeous · 24/01/2024 22:12

Is the head of the army being sensationalist to highlight lack of army funding or is the reality of a citizen's army in the UK a step towards a new era of conscription? Both parties would play anything like this down in an election year.

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EasternStandard · 25/01/2024 12:13

MrsSkylerWhite · 25/01/2024 11:57

EasternStandard · Today 11:52

newnamethanks · Today 11:45

Delightful. I do hope there will be a smart uniform. Brown shirts? Or Black?
Out of interest what would your preferred outcome be if Russia / Iran etc did invade?
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Would it be go with it and say ok

How are they going to get here without being intercepted? Very different ballgame trying to invade an island by air and sea rather than an neighbour overland. Hand to hand is unlikely to be needed. Most attempts would be destroyed from behind a computer screen.
If nuclear is involved, we’ve all had it anyway.

On that cheery thought, have a good afternoon everyone 😁

NATO means we might need to join in somewhere else but it’s interesting when the island thing comes up

On another thread a pp said ‘shitty island’ in some post Covid / Brexit auto post but then realised yes we are less likely to be invaded by foot as Ukraine is experiencing

Geography and proximity come in to play and the UK isn’t so badly placed

zendeveloper · 25/01/2024 12:29

Mambo19866 · 25/01/2024 08:22

Tbf I don’t think Putin actually wants to invade anyone in NATO. If you follow the history NATO has been inching closer and closer every decade until it reached Ukraine that is right next to Russia. Russia told us a million times this was the red line but alas Ukraine was to join NATO. However if Russia was to invade long standing NATO nations then yes we are going to war because we have no choice because we would need to act now while NATO combined force was strong. If say we as a nation refused and Putin could take countries one by one could easily end up with a Nazi Germany war machine again. That being said Russia doesn’t have the resources for this kind of campaign.

But you are aware that Ukraine has never joined NATO, and the idea was never even entertained by NATO members?

spicedlemonpie · 25/01/2024 12:33

Hereforthebunfights · 25/01/2024 11:59

What you think is stupid and cruel.

No its not ive heard worse.

zendeveloper · 25/01/2024 12:35

I find it bizarre how people can simultaneously think "We are in NATO and under the full NATO protection, Article 5, so we are untouchable and an attack on us is impossible" and "No way we will be fighting a war in Baltics / Poland, that's too far away and why don't they fix the housing market and the NHS first".

Hey, Britain! You are NATO. The US can feel exactly the same about a potential attack on the UK, by the way - articles, shmarticles, let's build a wall first.

Jenasaurus · 25/01/2024 12:35

Cant we use AI to produce soldiers to fight on the battlefield. In this day and age I'm surprised we don't already have an army of robots

RH1234 · 25/01/2024 12:38

TheSeasonalNameChange · 25/01/2024 11:35

I don't think it's 6, but it might be up to 30 years after you joined. They have it on the paperwork when they get out.

Surprised by how many people don't want to fight for their country. If we're at the point of being invaded and haven't managed to flee it doesn't seem all that optional.

My discharge papers from the MOD say 6 years if that helps to clarify.

Hereforthebunfights · 25/01/2024 12:41

spicedlemonpie · 25/01/2024 12:33

No its not ive heard worse.

Thar doesn't make it not stupid and cruel.

spicedlemonpie · 25/01/2024 12:45

Hereforthebunfights · 25/01/2024 12:41

Thar doesn't make it not stupid and cruel.

Everyone is gonna have an opinion so do i and my opinion is i dont care.

Chypre · 25/01/2024 12:50

I don't think it will come to the full conscript army with long mandatory service, but something similar to the likes of Denmark, Switzerland or Norway is quite possible: everyone aged 18-?? is obliged to come to a 5-day "muster" to undergo fitness assessment and undergo the most basic training, then volunteers sign up and most fit individuals are drafted for 3-5 months, longer for special forces.
I am not pro-military, but considering the worsening overall circumstances, the muster part would be beneficial - people have to learn how to take shelter, how to act during air raids, etc, and have to pass on that knowledge to their families.

Whatevershallidowithmylife · 25/01/2024 13:00

sprigatito · 24/01/2024 22:27

This is a preposterous attention seeking stunt which nobody in their right mind would consider workable. The 21st century British population would never put up with conscription, even if enough of us were usable. What are they going to do, throw up emergency Nightingale prisons for everyone who says "fuck that"?

Remember the other year when we all stayed home and didn’t see our loved ones? Frightening what people will accept.

Esmereldapawpatrol · 25/01/2024 13:06

Hiddenmnetter · 24/01/2024 23:06

I think it would be unlikely to see women sent into combat roles except in exceptional circumstances. If we’re at the point we need to conscript things have gone disastrously wrong. You’re more likely to see women put into military support roles- manufacturing, intelligence, logistics and many other jobs where physical strength isn’t so essential. The average modern soldier is toting around somewhere between 50-90 lbs of kit. I’m not being sexist I think to suggest that most women (and probably plenty of men) would not be capable of lifting that, let alone being able to move that weight on a routine basis.

There are more than enough roles in the military that mean women would have things to do, I just think that as a general rule of thumb front line combat is not where women would end up.

You do know that women are now able to join the army in fighting roles? While they aren't joining in huge numbers they are able to and they are expected to carry the same kit as men.

C152 · 25/01/2024 13:13

@1dayatatime - just because the UK refuses to fight, does not mean there won't be a global war. Nor does it mean that war will not come to the UK, whether we want it or not.

ACourseInstead · 25/01/2024 13:13

spicedlemonpie · 25/01/2024 09:56

WW3 will happen its coming.
And it dont bother me one bit.
It may not be as bad as the last but it will be bad enough. Ive said it for years we will have a war.
And just maybe it will sort some people out make the realise its not all about them.
Entitled people will taste reality won't they.
See if SM saves you i bet it wont.
Will ticktoc help nope.
Time to tell the young gen to grow the fuck up.
Gentle parents time to toughen up and tell your sons its not gonna be gentle in the army.

On a funny note.
If men are called up i think it would do wonders for MN women might stop them from moaning about how bad the other half is on MN.

I love that you have typed this on SM while fantasising about SM users being killed in a war.

spicedlemonpie · 25/01/2024 13:19

ACourseInstead · 25/01/2024 13:13

I love that you have typed this on SM while fantasising about SM users being killed in a war.

Thank you for the feedback i only have mumsnet call text or email nothing else.

Catssuddenlyappear · 25/01/2024 13:32

You're an absolute embarrassment. What on earth is wrong with you?

spicedlemonpie · 25/01/2024 13:36

Catssuddenlyappear · 25/01/2024 13:32

You're an absolute embarrassment. What on earth is wrong with you?

who is the embarrassment.

bringsomewood · 25/01/2024 13:37

Silvers11 · 24/01/2024 23:39

Quite a few countries still do - including some in Europe

So does Sweden. My DD had the letter and had to fill it in a few years ago, thankfully she wasn’t selected and forced to do it.

1dayatatime · 25/01/2024 13:44

@C152

"@1dayatatime - just because the UK refuses to fight, does not mean there won't be a global war. Nor does it mean that war will not come to the UK, whether we want it or not."

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True it's doesn't mean there won't be a war global or otherwise.

But there will be a choice against the opposing power to either surrender and accept whatever they want or fight. For example Ukraine could have chosen to surrender the entire country to Russia on whatever terms the Russians wanted (and can still do so now) but instead chose to fight the invasion.

bringsomewood · 25/01/2024 13:49

How would that work in the UK where most people seem to refuse to work unless it’s wfh, or open the door if anyone would knock on it. Or can’t work because of mh issues.

TheNoonBell · 25/01/2024 13:49

I don't think many young straight white men will be keen to fight for a system that openly discriminates against them.

PartTimePartyPooper · 25/01/2024 13:54

I am not wholly against military service but it is not a cheap/easy way of filling the army rank and file.

My granddad volunteered at age 16 in ww1 and then managed to serve again in ww2. He died young, but he did consider he had defended his family against the threat of invasion and Nazism. He was no apologist for the ruling classes - he was a died-in-the-wool socialist. It is possible to want to serve and fight a common enemy, whilst still feeling that your country and its government is flawed. For all our problems, I’d take British democracy over Purim’s regime any day.

My dc is interested in an army career but in my area the under 18 cadets are full, in a wait list!

I cannot see conscription becoming a real issue at an election

MaybeSmaller · 25/01/2024 13:55

This is ridiculous because we've spent decades moving in the opposite direction from being a country where a "citizen army" could realistically exist, or where an entire generation of young men could be conscripted into the military with barely a whimper.

To go back, society would need to become much more hard-nosed and would have to care far less about human rights, equality, and "touchy-feely" values.

None of this mental health or caring about feelings. If your MH is really bad, perhaps we'll put you in an asylum - otherwise you'll need your stiff upper lip as you keep calm and carry on all the way to the trenches.

We would have to become comfortable with the idea of citizens keeping and carrying weapons from age 16 upwards - not just knives but firearms - and being fully trained in how to use them.

And we'd have to go back to the idea of national pride and fighting for King and Country, so all the woke dogma and anti-Britain sentiment would be out of the window - indeed we'd probably have to imprison people for disseminating such dangerous ideas. To talk the country down in the way that people routinely do on here would be considered disloyal or even treasonous.

With an armed population, the risk of e.g. rogue militias staging an armed coup would be vastly greater so we'd have to get comfortable with having far less freedom to express political opinions and to organise politically.

Finally, if you want a world where men are conscripted but women are not, you'd have to erase decades of equality legislation and shift the compass back towards traditional gender roles.

None of this is realistic.

Whatafustercluck · 25/01/2024 13:58

My reading of the situation:

  1. He's using fear of Russia to further the argument that the British army/ military might is not enough. He wants extra resources, as does pretty much every government owned institution/ service right now.
  1. He's right. If we were dragged into a world war tomorrow, we wouldn't have enough military might. But that's what NATO is for, the theory being that we provide protection for one another by mutual agreement.
  1. Putin isn't, though, about to start a war with a NATO member state. He's not stupid. He may of course be a bit unhinged and unpredictable, but see point 6.
  1. Putin may, accidentally, draw in NATO through perceived act of aggression towards another NATO member state. A missile fired at a NATO country bordering Ukraine.
  1. If the above happened, there are lots of very clever people who know far more than the average Joe, who would work day and night to avoid escalation, which would be in nobody's interests. We saw how careful and diplomatic world leaders became when a missile entered Polish territory.
  1. Supposing it did escalate, it's not a case of Putin simply reaching for the red button. Weapons would need to be manoeuvred into place (which our surveillance would pick up), and there's a chain of command and procedures that needs to be followed - yes, even in Russia. Oligarchs would do anything to avoid nuclear conflict in protection of their wealth and power, so expect to see Putin overthrown/ assassinated from within. Nobody wants a nuclear war. Nobody.
  1. While the world is obsessed with Putin, it would do better not to take its eye off the bigger possibility - that lots of regional wars (including Gaza/ Israel) create big divides in the world's political ecosystem - Iran, Pakistan, Israel, US, Syria, China, N Korea etc. That's the biggest risk to world stability. But once again, nobody wants a nuclear war.

Which brings me full circle: this is all posturing and fear mongering to drive investment in the military. We'd be better investing in diplomatic relations so that those very clever people can continue to keep us all out of all out war in the first place.

While conscription is, theoretically, possible if all of the above fails, it remains a very tiny likelihood.

1dayatatime · 25/01/2024 14:02

TheNoonBell · 25/01/2024 13:49

I don't think many young straight white men will be keen to fight for a system that openly discriminates against them.

And all in order to protect the sections of society who would have the most to worry about under say a Putin puppet dictatorship restricting freedom of speech, tolerance etc.

JanglyBeads · 25/01/2024 14:03

TheNoonBell · 25/01/2024 13:49

I don't think many young straight white men will be keen to fight for a system that openly discriminates against them.

Um I think you'll find there's rather more experience of discrimination amongst gay white men?