Or is this a wank room?

[SummerFeverVenice]

Was browsing Rightmove and found what might be a wank room.
Tell me what you think!

YANBU- It’s a wank room
YABU- It’s purely innocent vintage decor in a bathroom

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No not a wank room - I've even heard of that. Do most people just not do it in bed??
It is however an awful choice of wallpaper! 🙄

*never even hear of that..

Heard even, ffs

This is exactly the sort of bizarre, fresh take on everyday life that comes from people 'speaking out loud their inner thoughts' for which - enhanced by the insights and anecdotes that follow - I value Mumsnet.

Thanks OP

My old hairdressers had this wallpaper. The pic of MM looking like she’s in the sound of music used to irk me irrationally. Never fancied getting jiggy with myself although now you mention it it was in the room they’d wash your hair and my hairdresser was awfully good at the head massage, I did find that rather “relaxing” 😅

"They're sex people, Lynn!"

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Was it a reclining armchair with a mirror on the ceiling?

They were simpler times. I can well believe this sort of lending library of porn mags being stashed in Premier rooms.

Thank you. 🥹 it’s nice to be appreciated.

What a strange mindset

I have never in all my years seen porno magazines in a bathroom you must have had some dodgy babysitting gigs.

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Who on earth were you babysitting for?!

I did an absolute tonne of babysitting as a teen and never once saw a porn magazine in a bathroom. Not even one.

As for the Marilyn wallpaper, it’s just a trend like any other, that fans do. My old boss had a celebrity water closet, but I can’t remember who it was. Might have been Freddie Mercury. I’ve also seen a Michael Jackson one and my grandparents had a more subtle, Audrey Hepburn inspired full bathroom.

If it was magazines like that, then they probably weren't being used for wanking either. All 3 of those were considered "high-brow" for porn, and would be about 50% articles, film reviews etc. and 50% naked women.

If the magazines were kept with the other reading material, then they were likely being used as reading material rather than wank fodder. Most men don't tend to have a wank on the toilet, it's not the most pleasant experience. In the bath or shower yes, but that's going to make your playboy a bit soggy ;)

"howling" 😂

And a bare-chested man with prominent pecs cuddling a baby.

OP, I think you babysat for quite strange people with bathrooms full of slightly camouflaged porn magazines. Or, when you say ‘lads’ magazines’, do you mean things like Nuts and FHM? I think that, while they included photos of topless women, were also considered actual reading material for male thickos before they started scrolling mindless on their phones on the loo?

When I was a lad (in the 80’s) I’d have Page 3 cut outs on my wall. That was a w**k room. This is nothing but vintage art and your dirty mind 🤣🤣🤣

If it were why are you worried? Live and let live.

The correct term, as Carol & Tandy would tell you, is ‘mastabatorium’.

Saw this on an old Come Dine With Me the other day. The woman just happened to really admire Marilyn Monroe.

My hairdresser also had this exact wallpaper in her toilet

Are you seeing a therapist?😂

I’ve seen some questions on mumsnet but this has to be the strangest ever?!!!