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To be scared that I’m still marked by the crows?

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ChoccyOrangeYum · 31/12/2023 23:14

A couple of years ago I walked the dog on a local field. I know nothing about birds but I was later told it was their breeding season.

Anyway we must have got too close to their nests as they suddenly started flying around irrationally, making a hell of a racket screaming etc and then started dive bombing the dog. The dog thought this was fun so started chasing the crows. All hell broke loose basically and we were suddenly surrounded by crows going mental. We made a quick exit!!

I left it a few days then took the dog back on the field but after speaking to locals about the crows I stayed away from the back of the field (where they’re breeding) and kept dog in lead. As soon as we stepped on the field the noise started up again and the crows appeared and started dive bombing again! There was someone else on the field with a dog who the crows were totally ignoring!

We left and after a bit of research I found that crows remember faces and don’t forgive easily 😬 so we didn’t go back on.

A whole year later we went back on assuming the old crows won’t be there anymore but we were on there 5 minutes before it all started again. These birds are not bothering anyone else on the field, just me!!

Anyway my neighbour has suggested we go for a walk in the field tomorrow morning but I’m shit scared of the birds. Will they still go for me if I don’t have the dog?! Will they ever move on from the incident 2 years ago or am I banned from the field for life?!

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Emotionalsupportviper · 06/01/2024 11:42

Branster · 06/01/2024 08:27

This Monday coming at 9:25AM we should all take a moment to remember OP at the 1 week anniversary since her last post.
All hope has already been lost of ever finding out the truth but it can't be a good ending.
I hope at least the dog survived.
Maybe one day the crows will work out how to use OP's phone and we might get a message from them.

This is the best thread on MN, I never laughed, snorted and giggled so much. Most sad circumstances, but still hilarious!

It has been a lovely thread, hasn't it?

Sharing info and anecdotes and loads of crow/OP speculation.

Fun and educational.

Do hope OP comes back, though. Her e-mail must be chock full of notifications.

Emotionalsupportviper · 06/01/2024 11:42

Namechange4448830938489 · 06/01/2024 11:39

.

😂

seethebrightside · 06/01/2024 11:43

even if she comes back to say it was all a wind up...

Branster · 06/01/2024 12:09

Namechange4448830938489 · 06/01/2024 11:39

Maybe we will see something in the newspapers? 😂

I don't know about others, but I have been googling crows abduction and various other word combinations. Nada! Complete silence. They sure know how to cover their tracks these clever birds!

Emotionalsupportviper · 06/01/2024 12:10

seethebrightside · 06/01/2024 11:43

even if she comes back to say it was all a wind up...

We would forgive her in a heartbeat!

Emotionalsupportviper · 06/01/2024 12:11

Branster · 06/01/2024 12:09

I don't know about others, but I have been googling crows abduction and various other word combinations. Nada! Complete silence. They sure know how to cover their tracks these clever birds!

Doing an internet scrub is a piece of cake for birds with Einsteinium intellects.

Even with claws.

Branster · 06/01/2024 12:11

@Emotionalsupportviper amazingly good thread, absolutely!
I've learned so much and laughed so much.
It's annoying I can't share with anyone in RL.

Branster · 06/01/2024 12:12

😂 they probably did this using OP's phone to access the internet. Complete sweep and clean.

NewtonPulsifer · 06/01/2024 13:57

Branster · 06/01/2024 08:27

This Monday coming at 9:25AM we should all take a moment to remember OP at the 1 week anniversary since her last post.
All hope has already been lost of ever finding out the truth but it can't be a good ending.
I hope at least the dog survived.
Maybe one day the crows will work out how to use OP's phone and we might get a message from them.

This is the best thread on MN, I never laughed, snorted and giggled so much. Most sad circumstances, but still hilarious!

i too shall raise a glass, with a side order of some cubes of cheese.

Whydowomendothistothemselves · 06/01/2024 15:21

i too shall raise a glass, with a side order of some cubes of cheese.

A glass of CAWston Press, I hope.

Seriously though, a crime may have been committed against OP. Hopefully the police and CROWn Prosecution Service are on it.

Emotionalsupportviper · 06/01/2024 15:23

NewtonPulsifer · 06/01/2024 13:57

i too shall raise a glass, with a side order of some cubes of cheese.

And a bowl of pickled onions - they look very like eyeballs . . . Grin

jellycrowpigs · 06/01/2024 15:48

I don't think we're getting an update are we lol!

NewtonPulsifer · 06/01/2024 17:40

We aren’t getting an update, op has gone NC with us, caw-d be one of many reasons. Maybe all the birds are in on it. Murder plot by the crows.Smothered by tits. Pecked to death by the “peckers (wood variety). Shagged to death by the shags. We may never find out because birds are clever.

OP maybe be fine, and enjoying her work from afar, come back @ChoccyOrangeYum and give us a wink if you still have eyes to wink from.

Helendegenerate · 06/01/2024 18:01

OP will have read every post on this thread. Hope it amused her (him?) They may have been contributing too. Nice one!

butterpuffed · 06/01/2024 18:46

I wonder if OP and her neighbour met with an untimely end , two's company , three's a CROWd .

FizzingAda · 06/01/2024 19:31

Hope,she hasn't crowked

Namechange4448830938489 · 06/01/2024 20:19

There is a reason a group of them are called a murder of crows.

EatAllDay · 07/01/2024 08:13

so . Did you survive???

AsIseeit · 07/01/2024 13:11

AlltheFs · 31/12/2023 23:25

My Dad has some crows that he feeds at his local park, they know it’s him- they literally appear from nowhere whenever he goes near and seem besotted with him. They ignore everyone else but they know the man with food.

Mind you he’s got a tame fox too - mad old bugger.

If you feed them they’ll expect it forever! It’s probably easier to move house….

He sounds lovely, treasure that Dad!

LouHey · 07/01/2024 13:20

They'll probably not trust the food source the first time, possibly the first few times. They're smart. But other animals will eat it and be fine, they'll eventually trust it.

Longtime · 07/01/2024 20:35

All I can say is that it’s cruel, HQ, to put a link titled “Read the thread here and find out whether the crows released Choccy” in the Round-up only for us to click on it never to discover what happened!

TheMoth · 07/01/2024 21:18

Day 5 of Crowfest here, and not a single Crow has been to see me. The food is going though. Dh reckons it's the cat, but I think he's too fussy.

NewtonPulsifer · 07/01/2024 22:54

TheMoth · 07/01/2024 21:18

Day 5 of Crowfest here, and not a single Crow has been to see me. The food is going though. Dh reckons it's the cat, but I think he's too fussy.

Maybe your crows are the ones that have feasted off Choccy, and therefore are full, or have developed a taste for humans so strong that cheese just won’t be accepted. 🥺

TheMoth · 07/01/2024 23:23

NewtonPulsifer · 07/01/2024 22:54

Maybe your crows are the ones that have feasted off Choccy, and therefore are full, or have developed a taste for humans so strong that cheese just won’t be accepted. 🥺

But I'm giving them cat biscuits. Full of meaty goodness AND satisfying crunch.

FrenchieMam · 07/01/2024 23:48

Well my fear of birds have multiplied by 100! Hope OP survived. Really hoping for an update....

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