To play AIBU F.R.I.E.N.D.S version?

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I’ll start super easy: My best friend plays guitar. She’s absolutely awful but thinks she’s great and is now insisting on playing at my wedding. Should I tell her she’s awful or let her play?

Say who I am then post your own AIBU…

Joey
Am.I unreasonable not to.shower. untill.Tibet is free ?

Marjorie

Aibu to humiliate someone I'm dating because he humiliated me in high school? My plan is to make him wear my underwear and then after making out with him in the toilets of a fancy restaurant, I'll steal his clothes.

Ross.

AIBU to be freaked out by drawer lining paper?

Susie Underpants.

AIBU to want to know what’s new in sex?

Rachel's mum - Mrs Green

AIBU - I just want a million dollars!

Chandler?
Aibu to.have an affair with my best friends fiance ( I taught her to.kiss) and then go.on her honeymoon with him.when she jilted him at their wedding and then when I married him make her wear a bridesmaid outfit resembling little Bo ,Peep?

Chandler!
AIBU that my boyfriend is the best doctor in all of Salem but all his friends said he was actually an evil twin named Hans?

Oops Mindy 😊

Erica!

AIBU that I want to get a promotion to the floor my pal Toby works on? His colleague Chandler seems to have put a stop to it happening.

Bob! Chandler's colleague who got his name wrong but Chandler wanted donuts.

Janice!

AWBU to live with two other housemates in a two bed NY apartment?

Sure it's a bit cramped. My mate and I mostly hang out in the bathroom and living area. But one of our housemates did make us our own cupboard space in the TV unit he built himself. And I was allowed to use his room that time I was really sick. (Maybe I should lay off eating face cream and engagement rings). The upsides are these guys are such good mates. They let us go for swims in the bath and play cool games with them (I am apartment utter butter champion). City living is a bit alternative for guys like us; but it works! We'd be so bored doing the conventional thing on a farm!!

Chick and duck!

AIBU to dislike things that won’t burn?

Frank Buffay,junior?
Aibu,not to SHARE,FOOD!

AIBU to not understand why my friends hate my laugh and have an issue with my saying Oh My God too often?

Oops, wrong quote. Joey doesn’t share food!

AIBU not to leave without my fish?

I like to dress up in ladies clothes and hats, drinking tea on the lawn and calling myself Bea. My friends won't dance around with me . My sister teases me about it. Who is being unreasonable here?

Janice

AIBU to want Monica to smack my ass and call me Judy?

Steve!

And that saying of his was an old username of mine!

AIBU to move out of my flat and leave my flatmate in the lurch. I’ll be back on December 26, so not sure what the big deal is….

Denise, DENISE!

AIBU not to be the father of Erica’s baby/babies?

Shovelly Joe….!

AIBU to want a gallon of Alan?

Chandler!

AIBU to want to hang out by the Christmas tree with Santa, Superman and the holiday armadillo?

Could be either Ben, or the Easter Bunny?!

AIBU to want to call China and see how those guys are doing?

Phoebe

Aibu to think being bug bombed after returning from a long trip travelling is just damn rude?!

Yeti! (Danny)

AIBU - my friend told me he could spruce up my bathroom floor, but once he pulled up one tile realised it was too much work and just left the broken tile and didn't finish the job??

Monica?
My friend set me up.on a blind date with a women who.admittedly is absolutely stunning ,but she got very drunk.all.she talked about was some guy called Ross and his girlfriend Julie and that they were getting a cat together ,she borrowed a mobile phone off a complete stranger and phoned Ross and spoke to his answer machine and told they him he should name his cat after me and that she was over him
Aibu,never to.go out with her again?