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HvalaALot · 2023-11-05T21:04:07+00:00

I’ll start super easy: My best friend plays guitar. She’s absolutely awful but thinks she’s great and is now insisting on playing at my wedding. Should I tell her she’s awful or let her play? Say who I am then post your own AIBU…

Cakeorchocolate · 14/12/2023 16:25

Ross

I bought a boat. I thought it was guess the cost and win, it was actually a "silent auction" 😳.

AIBU to keep it anyway. No idea how I'll pay for it but it'll all work out, right?

MissHavershamReturns · 14/12/2023 19:57

Joey

MissHavershamReturns · 14/12/2023 19:58

I am a highly skilled actor and pretty sure I’m more or less writing the script on a high profile drama. AIBU to tell people I write all my own lines?

CloverHilla · 14/12/2023 20:00

Cakeorchocolate · 14/12/2023 16:25

Ross

I bought a boat. I thought it was guess the cost and win, it was actually a "silent auction" 😳.

AIBU to keep it anyway. No idea how I'll pay for it but it'll all work out, right?

Joey

Aibu to ask the guy in apt 19 to teach me how to dance on the roof?

CloverHilla · 14/12/2023 20:02

MissHavershamReturns · 14/12/2023 19:58

I am a highly skilled actor and pretty sure I’m more or less writing the script on a high profile drama. AIBU to tell people I write all my own lines?

Joey

Aibu to ask the guy in apt 19 to teach me how to dance on the roof?

(Crossed posts @MissHavershamReturns )

Rocksonabeach · 14/12/2023 20:41

Mr Treegar

I have a new tenant above me - two girls sharing - who makes loads of nose I bang on the ceiling but they must have taken the carpets up as it never stops - they must be dancing on the wooden floors all night

QueenOfTheKing · 15/12/2023 12:39

Rocksonabeach · 14/12/2023 20:41

Mr Treegar

I have a new tenant above me - two girls sharing - who makes loads of nose I bang on the ceiling but they must have taken the carpets up as it never stops - they must be dancing on the wooden floors all night

Mr Heckles

AIBU to feel threatened by the actor who sells Bijan for men at work? He's got his eye on Annabel who I also fancy too!

QueenOfTheKing · 15/12/2023 12:40

And I have just seen this actor passed away in 2017 :(

CloverHilla · 15/12/2023 12:54

QueenOfTheKing · 15/12/2023 12:39

Mr Heckles

AIBU to feel threatened by the actor who sells Bijan for men at work? He's got his eye on Annabel who I also fancy too!

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Todd, the Hombre Man
(RIP, sad to see that @QueenOfTheKing 😢)

Aibu to run away from my wedding because I realised my fiancé looks like Mr. Potato Head?

x2boys · 15/12/2023 13:04

Rachel.
Aibu, to wear my Girlfriends Dad ,s Varifocals ,and moisten his cigarettes ,at a surprise party for my girlfriend?

Igglepiggleandhisboat · 15/12/2023 15:00

x2boys · 15/12/2023 13:04

Rachel.
Aibu, to wear my Girlfriends Dad ,s Varifocals ,and moisten his cigarettes ,at a surprise party for my girlfriend?

Ross

AIBU to enjoy baths? My girlfriend ran one for me with some essential oils and gave me a navy boat for the bath. I loved the bath and really enjoyed it but when I run my own it’s never the same.

1982mommaof4 · 16/12/2023 11:42

Chandler

AIBU to put salt in the sugar pot

AngelontopoftheTree · 22/12/2023 13:52

1982mommaof4 · 16/12/2023 11:42

Chandler

AIBU to put salt in the sugar pot

Sorry @1982mommaof4, I really don't know this one & Google is no help!

Figured it out!! Ben 😁

AIBU to use boxes filled with my daughter's memories to keep flood water away from my Porsche?

Cakeorchocolate · 25/12/2023 06:31

AngelontopoftheTree · 22/12/2023 13:52

Sorry @1982mommaof4, I really don't know this one & Google is no help!

Figured it out!! Ben 😁

AIBU to use boxes filled with my daughter's memories to keep flood water away from my Porsche?

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(Ooh it annoyed me I couldn't get that one but was an 🙄🤦‍♀️ of course! moment when I read your answer.)

Jack

AIBU to expect the guy who got my daughter pregnant to marry her?

AngelontopoftheTree · 25/12/2023 10:59

Dr Leonard Green

I've been going out with a guy for a couple of months now, aibu to want to send out a joint holiday card from us both?
He made me a mixed tape, so I'm not quite sure where this is going.... maybe he'll give me a key to his apartment?

Tiredanddistracted · 25/12/2023 14:09

AngelontopoftheTree · 25/12/2023 10:59

Dr Leonard Green

I've been going out with a guy for a couple of months now, aibu to want to send out a joint holiday card from us both?
He made me a mixed tape, so I'm not quite sure where this is going.... maybe he'll give me a key to his apartment?

Mona.

I prefer my tomatoes unwashed. I also find vegetables cut julienne to be really erotic.

AIBU?

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HvalaALot · 07/01/2024 21:45

Creepy guy who tried to employ Monica. YABU for sure.

What about me? I was in this coffee house the other day when one of the waitresses put a muffin in my hood. AIBU to complain about the shoddy service? I‘m scared they’ll call me a proto-Karen.

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CloverHilla · 12/01/2024 15:50

HvalaALot · 07/01/2024 21:45

Creepy guy who tried to employ Monica. YABU for sure.

What about me? I was in this coffee house the other day when one of the waitresses put a muffin in my hood. AIBU to complain about the shoddy service? I‘m scared they’ll call me a proto-Karen.

Not sure what your name is, but the waitress who put a muffin in your hood was Rachel (the one with the nice hair 😉 ). YANBU and should definitely complain, she's a really bad waitress!

My son is getting divorced from a pregnant lesbian, AIBU to blame my daughter for not telling me???

Vitriolinsanity · 12/01/2024 20:08

Jesus wept, why can't the woman just carry a tray?!!!!

MissHavershamReturns · 12/01/2024 22:06

@CloverHilla Judy Geller

MissHavershamReturns · 12/01/2024 22:07

AIBU to think everyone seems to have a strange reaction to something perfectly normal that I do? To explain more it’s really an issue with my significant other’s friends. Every time I find something funny they react really strangely.